Joke

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He was in ecstasy, with a smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards, forwards then backwards, back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out. Her heart was pounding faster, his face was getting flushed and she started to grunt and groan. Then she let out one almighty scream: "I can't park this *expletive removed* car! You do it you smug *expletive removed*!"

[buster151]

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[buster151]

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[sapper756]

Paddy frantically phones his wife from his work, "What height am I Mary?" She replies, "Sure you're 5ft 10in." "Thank *expletive removed*," says he, " Cos I just heard that the're paying off 6 fitters next week!"

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[sapper756]

DOG FOR SALE.............

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yes," the Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."

 

The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.

"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".

 

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."

 

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

 

"Ten quid," the owner says.

 

"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

 

"Because he's a lying little sh**, he's never been out of the garden."