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sapper756 Posted March 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my Order first.I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please,He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’‘Nah, she can order for herself.’http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluecock Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 was in the pub tonight, when I said, "Hey pal, I need a web designer, you're a web designer aren't you? Talk to me you ignorant *expletive removed*!" Then the landlord came over and said, "Come on mate, time for you to go, you've had enough to drink." "Have I *expletive removed*" I replied. He said, "I think you will find you have, you're talking to a spider." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Wittle WabbitA little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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glenrandal Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Girls night outTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OLDYELLOW Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.................... A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely. At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account. At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'. 'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier. The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.' 'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?' The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously..'I think so. Provided those tossers at Jewsons deliver the dam bricks' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dorset-lad Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Paddy Says To His Mate, Christmas Is On A Friday This Year, His Mate Says, Lets Hope Its Not The 13th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Money Talks!During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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