A Poke At The Continent

[Guest TAMMY_1]

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an

orphaned bunny and an orphaned

snake.

 

By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

 

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was

slithering through the forest,

when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course,

knocked the snake about quite a

bit.

 

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

I've been blind since birth, so, I

can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even

know what I am."

 

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as

yours. I, too, have been blind

since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could

slither all over you, and work

out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

 

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.

 

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered

with soft fur; you have really

long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say

that you must be a bunny rabbit."

 

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in great excitement.

 

The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my

paw, and help you the same

way that you've helped me."

 

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth

and slippery, and you have a

forked tongue, no backbone or balls........

 

I'd say you must be French."

[Roland]

Love it :002: :smiley:

[Walter swanston]

First heard this so called joke about 50 years ago it was a secterian joke then.Just as offensive now as it was then

[ovy1255]

First heard this so called joke about 50 years ago it was a secterian joke then.Just as offensive now as it was then

 

take it you didnt smile?