Glasgow copper

[Roland]

 

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline

 

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan  

 

I told them I was suicidal.

 

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

 

 

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

 

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

 

Glasgow cop says, ‘Licence and registration, please.'

 

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

 

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye  didnae  come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

 

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

 

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's  the law,  License and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

 

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the lawyer and says 'Dae  ye  want me to stop, or just slow doon?'

 

 

 

 

Assholes..................

 

 

 

[chris h]

;D ;D ;D

[Ian McKay]

Glasgow copper

 

Absolute class Roland simple but effective

 

Ian

[BLACK W F]

well done rolland another cracker and thats a fact