TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

[chickadee]

What is the difference between girls/women aged:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

 

 

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

 

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

 

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

 

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

 

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

 

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

 

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

 

 

According to the  Census Bureau:

 

190,374 people are having sex right now,

 

212,130 are kissing, and

 

1 poor soul is reading this post :-/

 

 

 

 

You hang on in there sunshine!!!!

[Guest]

thank you ............... i will.                   andy.

[Delboy]

;D ;D ;D brilliant

[chickadee]

thank you ............... i will.                   andy.

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stevie-b]

good one i like it

[Guest big pete]

What is the difference between girls/women aged:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

 

 

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

 

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

 

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

 

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

 

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

 

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

 

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

 

 

According to the  Census Bureau:

 

190,374 people are having sex right now,

 

212,130 are kissing, and

 

1 poor soul is reading this post :-/

 

 

 

 

You hang on in there sunshine!!!!

 

190,373 just having a break, while I read this!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

 

 

[Guest KING BILLY]

;D

 

190,373 just having a break, while I read this!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

[gangster]

;D ;D ;D im on a smoke break.. ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

i,m at work getting time and a half   ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chickadee]

;D ;D ;D im on a smoke break.. ;D ;D ;D

 

Watch out all those cigarettes will damage your health Mick  ;D

[pigeonpete]

i,m at work getting time and a half   ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

so ur on a fiver an hour noe then  

[BLACK W F]

PETE WOULD NOT GET OUT MY BED FOR DOUBLE THAT  THATs WORSE THAN CRAP

[Guest stevie-b]

ITS A WONDER PETES NO TOOK THE JOKE OFF SAYING ITS SEXIST PMSL

[BLACK W F]

its only sexist if you tie them to the bed   ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chickadee]

ITS A WONDER PETES NO TOOK THE JOKE OFF SAYING ITS SEXIST PMSL

 

It would not work in reverse

What is the difference between boys/men aged:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

 

 

At 8 -- You take him to bed and tell him a story.

 

At 18 -- You tell him a story and take him to bed.

 

At 28 -- You don't need to tell him a story to take him to bed.

 

At 38 -- He tells you a story and takes you to bed.

 

At 48 -- He tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

 

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid his story.

 

At 68 -- If you take him to bed, that'll be a story!

 

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

 

 

According to the  Census Bureau:

 

1 person having sex right now badly,

 

none are kissing, and

 

190,374 poor souls are reading this post

 

Hang in there sunshines us women will save you