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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin,

 

Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,

 

Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.

 

When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three

more.

 

The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ...........

Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

 

Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de

odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin When we all left home, we

promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

 

The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.

 

Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ......

Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are

finished.

 

One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.

 

All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.

 

When he goes back to the bar for the second round,

 

The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to

offer my condolences on your great loss."

 

Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to

laugh,

 

"Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!

 

 

Tis me, ......................

 

I've Quit Drinking!"

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