Roland Posted December 13, 2011 Report Posted December 13, 2011 Subject: FW: Patrick - one of the best Irish jokes yet Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered threemore. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ...........Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time." Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin When we all left home, wepromised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder." The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more. Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ......Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they arefinished. One day, he comes in & orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent. When he goes back to the bar for the second round, The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted tooffer my condolences on your great loss." Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts tolaugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me, ...................... I've Quit Drinking!"
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