Train home fae the Donny show

[ALF]

On the way home from Donny yesterday i had an experience i will not forget for a long long time and neither will my nostrils as a good friend of mine who happens to be a short ersed Irishman from Kirky let wan go that would have won the world championship :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

ps...i'm still suffering the after effects of it :o (puke)(puke)(puke)(puke)

[Guest stb-]

Heard you have to get used tae it alf when he,s drivin the trains  ??) ??) :X :X :X

[ALF]

Heard you have to get used tae it alf when he,s drivin the trains  ??) ??) :X :X :X

 

aye but he wouldnae be sitting next to me then Robert :o :o

[Guest stb-]

aye an a bet he blamed some one else   ;D ;D ;D

 

he can drap one withoot battin an eyelid  ;D ;D

[VMS]

 

aye but he wouldnae be sitting next to me then Robert :o :o

 

thought you were going to yer bed. ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

thought you were going to yer bed. ;D ;D

 

cracked the voddy open again so no feeling any pain noo mucker ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

aye an a bet he blamed some one else   ;D ;D ;D

 

he can drap one withoot battin an eyelid  ;D ;D

 

Tell me about it i'll not be sitting next to him if we go next year i'll tell you that much :o :o

[Guest stb-]

On the way home from Donny yesterday i had an experience i will not forget for a long long time and neither will my nostrils as a good friend of mine who happens to be a short ersed Irishman from Kirky let wan go that would have won the world championship :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

ps...i'm still suffering the after effects of it :o (puke)(puke)(puke)(puke)

 

hey alf a hope he didny have ma squills in his back pocket ??) ??) ??) :o ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

hey alf a hope he didny have ma squills in his back pocket ??) ??) ??) :o ;D ;D

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Might be wan or 2 stains on it mate ??) ??) ??) ??) ??)

[Guest]

 

Tell me about it i'll not be sitting next to him if we go next year i'll tell you that much :o :o

could take a bowlin baw ,and use it as a plug.              andy.

 

[Guest stb-]

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Might be wan or 2 stains on it mate ??) ??) ??) ??) ??)

all need tae soak it in amoxycillin for a few days then ;D ;D ;D

 

 

[Guest stb-]

could take a bowlin baw ,and use it as a plug.              andy.

 

dont be daft man it would just faw oot  ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

thats a terrable state to be in  Alf  and no place to escape to   lol

[ALF]

thats a terrable state to be in  Alf  and no place to escape to   lol

 

Tell me about and i thought he was a mate tae :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

just shows you Alf some guys you just cant trust   lol

[ALF]

just shows you Alf some guys you just cant trust   lol

 

:o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest frank dooman]

this is a stinking story  ;D ;D

[ALF]

this is a stinking story  ;D ;D

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest frank dooman]

did you even get a smell of the cargo alf??????

[ALF]

did you even get a smell of the cargo alf??????

 

naw but i tasted a lot of it though especially the voddy ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

did you even get a smell of the cargo alf??????

hey frank he said he could taste it  ;D ;D ;D :X

 

 

[Guest stb-]

 

naw but i tasted a lot of it though especially the voddy ;D ;D ;D

  was it that cheap shitty :X vodka ;D ;D

 

 

[ALF]

hey frank he said he could taste it  ;D ;D ;D :X

 

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D you could have cut the smell wi a blunt knife :o :o :o

[gangster]

WELL A LITTLE IRISH BIRDY TELLS ME HE AINT THE CULPRIT...ALF!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

WELL A LITTLE IRISH BIRDY TELLS ME HE AINT THE CULPRIT...ALF!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

aye he would blame everyone else you couldnae get him a red neck wi a blow torch i'll tell you that much :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D