Roland Posted December 12, 2009 Report Posted December 12, 2009 The difference if you marry an English girl. The first man married a woman from Glasgow. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Dublin. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from England. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted December 12, 2009 Report Posted December 12, 2009 I had the same problem when I married Liz and came to England to live with her 8) 8)
Guest Posted December 12, 2009 Report Posted December 12, 2009 I had the same problem when I married Liz and came to England to live with her 8) 8) well lets hope youve recovered from the beating Tam? andy.
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted December 12, 2009 Report Posted December 12, 2009 well lets hope youve recovered from the beating Tam? andy. Getting better by the day ;D
Taylorsloft Posted December 12, 2009 Report Posted December 12, 2009 The difference if you marry an English girl. The first man married a woman from Glasgow. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Dublin. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from England. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
DOVEScot Posted December 13, 2009 Report Posted December 13, 2009 I had the same problem when I married Liz and came to England to live with her 8) 8) Lets hope Liz disnae get her sight back because I'm no bringing yer lofts back up the road 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ;D
harky Posted December 13, 2009 Report Posted December 13, 2009 Lets hope Liz disnae get her sight back because I'm no bringing yer lofts back up the road 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D yer right there , never seen anything as hideous in my life, she would have been better of marrying an orangutan ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Guest Posted December 13, 2009 Report Posted December 13, 2009 Lets hope Liz disnae get her sight back because I'm no bringing yer lofts back up the road 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ;D how yer fixed fer fetching my lofts up dovey?? andy.
Babybird Posted December 13, 2009 Report Posted December 13, 2009 how yer fixed fer fetching my lofts up dovey?? andy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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