Best christmas decoration

[DOVEScot]

 

“Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations.  The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days.  I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.  Great stories.  But two things made me take it down.

 

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

 

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).  By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that.  My yard couldn’t take it either.  I have more than a few tyre tracks where people literally drove up my yard.â€

 

[bird man of meath]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[micko and jack]

Duncan your a sad sad man and at christmas too tut tut

i hope carol finds out and put manners on you haha

[DOVEScot]

Duncan your a sad sad man and at christmas too tut tut

i hope carol finds out and put manners on you haha

 

She was laughing more than me  ;D

[maverick]

I am in agony now was feeling better until i saw this the nurse came running into my room thinking something was wrong with me i could not tell her i was alright for laughing all she could see was the tears running down my face Duncan you should have a health warning on you      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[DOVEScot]

I am in agony now was feeling better until i saw this the nurse came running into my room thinking something was wrong with me i could not tell her i was alright for laughing all she could see was the tears running down my face Duncan you should have a health warning on you      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Cheers Mav, one thing about you is you call a spade a spade ;D ;D ;D

 

Sorry to hear you are back in hospital and hope you are feeling better again, do you want me to send Chick along for some TLC, remember

[Guest]

 

Cheers Mav, one thing about you is you call a spade a spade ;D ;D ;D

 

Sorry to hear you are back in hospital and hope you are feeling better again, do you want me to send Chick along for some TLC, remember

 

dunc stop having a dig ;D ;D ;D

[pigeonpete]

Well funny, :-)

[Craig05]

i love it, where can you buy these?

[greenlands]

Well done Duncan,I thought that was Carol you'd left up there.

Lindsay

[DOVEScot]

i love it, where can you buy these?

 

There normally free, I have one or two  ;D ;D ;D

 

[DOVEScot]

i love it, where can you buy these?

 

We cannae do that, who would feed the birds and clean the lofts ;)

[DOVEScot]

 

YOU!...........(evil)(evil)(evil)(evil)(evil)(evil)

 

I am just thinking of you and the birds honey :B :B :B