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Anyone know Tax Advisor in the Motherwell ml1 Area

turner associates carfin cross maybe to near the grotto for you though lol

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HOMER 49 WILL SORT YOU OUT BUDGIE, HE'S A WHIZ KID, OR IS THAT WHAT YOU'S WERE WHISPERING ABOUT TONIGHT :egyptian: :egyptian: :egyptian:

 

Hi Nogin

Thanks for your vote of confidence

but Andy needs a HMRC tax consultant :cry-blow::cry-blow:

and there is not a lot of good ones out there

Cheers

Homer 49

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Hi Nogin

Thanks for your vote of confidence

but Andy needs a HMRC tax consultant :cry-blow::cry-blow:

and there is not a lot of good ones out there

Cheers

Homer 49

 

expletive remove HOMER IS THAT AWE AL SEE KEN DODD THE MORRA FUR HIM :egyptian::emoticon-0167-beer::egyptian::emoticon-0167-beer:

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Hi

That will make you one of the diddy men

diddy I or diddy no :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:

Cheers

Homer 49

I KNOW WHO THE DIDDY IS AND IT'S NO ME

 

DOO A DAE DIDDY DUM DOO A DAY...............MAN FRED MAN.....AND HERE ME THINKIN YOU WASA BRIGHT C@NT :emoticon-0136-giggle:

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you could ask for Craig whyte, BUDGIE,, maybe he will lump yours in with the rest, but dont be looking for the 2% :emoticon-0136-giggle: to pay back

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I KNOW WHO THE DIDDY IS AND IT'S NO ME

 

DOO A DAE DIDDY DUM DOO A DAY...............MAN FRED MAN.....AND HERE ME THINKIN YOU WASA BRIGHT C@NT :emoticon-0136-giggle:

 

Hi

Stupid man

 

In 1989 Dodd was charged with tax evasion. The subsequent trial, with the prosecution case lead by Brian Leveson QC, led to several revelations. The Diddy Men, who had appeared in his stage act, were often played by local children from stage schools, and were revealed never to have been paid. Dodd was also revealed to have very little money in his bank account, having £336,000 in cash stashed in suitcases in his attic. When asked by the judge, "What does a hundred thousand pounds in a suitcase feel like?", Dodd made his now famous reply, "The notes are very light, M'Lord."[10]

 

Dodd was represented by George Carman, who in court famously quipped, "Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants".[11] The trial lasted three weeks: Dodd was acquitted.[11]

 

Despite the strain of the trial, Dodd immediately capitalized on his new-found notoriety with a successful season running from Easter to Christmas 1990 at the London Palladium. It was there he had previously broken the house record for the longest comedy season at the theatre, in 1965, with a residency lasting forty-two weeks. Some of his current material mocks the trial and tax in general. For a while he introduced his act with the words, "Good evening, my name is Kenneth Arthur Dodd; singer, photographic playboy and failed accountant!"[12]

Cheers

Homer 49

 

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Hi

Stupid man

 

In 1989 Dodd was charged with tax evasion. The subsequent trial, with the prosecution case lead by Brian Leveson QC, led to several revelations. The Diddy Men, who had appeared in his stage act, were often played by local children from stage schools, and were revealed never to have been paid. Dodd was also revealed to have very little money in his bank account, having £336,000 in cash stashed in suitcases in his attic. When asked by the judge, "What does a hundred thousand pounds in a suitcase feel like?", Dodd made his now famous reply, "The notes are very light, M'Lord."[10]

 

Dodd was represented by George Carman, who in court famously quipped, "Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants".[11] The trial lasted three weeks: Dodd was acquitted.[11]

 

Despite the strain of the trial, Dodd immediately capitalized on his new-found notoriety with a successful season running from Easter to Christmas 1990 at the London Palladium. It was there he had previously broken the house record for the longest comedy season at the theatre, in 1965, with a residency lasting forty-two weeks. Some of his current material mocks the trial and tax in general. For a while he introduced his act with the words, "Good evening, my name is Kenneth Arthur Dodd; singer, photographic playboy and failed accountant!"[12]

Cheers

Homer 49

 

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GOOD ON HIM HOMER, I HOPE BUDGIE TAKE'S YOUR ADVICE, AND DONT END UP IN THE POKE'Y :egyptian:

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