Camilla's New Shoes Â

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Camilla bought a new  pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly  tighter & tighter as the day went on.  

That night after the  festivities were finally over, she & Charles had  retired to their room at the palace.

 

Camilla  flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes  darling, one’s feet  are killing one.'

 

Ever obedient, the Prince of  Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour

 

But  it would not budge.

 

'Harder' yelled  Camilla.

 

'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm  trying darling! But it's just so bloody  tight!'

 

'Come on give it all you've got ' she  cried.

 

Finally when it released, Charles let  out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'Oh God, that  feels so good.'

 

In their bedroom next door The  Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,  

    'See, I told you she would  still be a virgin with a face like  that!'

 

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom  Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when  he cried out 'Oh god, darling this one’s even  tighter'

 

At which point Prince Phillip turned  and said to the Queen:

    'That's my boy, Once a Navy  man, always a Navy  man!'

[Babybird]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest wes hall]

brilliant dovescot

[Guest shippy]

good un  ;D     ;D     ;D     ;D

[cemetary]

Well done,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[greenlands]

Old one's are the best Duncan.

Lindsay.

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Old one's are the best Duncan.

Lindsay.

 

I'll take you word for it Lindsay, I'm still working on the younger ones

[Guest]

prince charles arrives in Iran after a long hot flight , he is met off the plane by 2 guards, and asks where is the shah?. the 2 guards look at each other and one says to the other bloody fool ,doesnt he know the shah was deposed many years ago?.you best tell him says the second guard, Honourable highness "we have no shah in Iran".. prince charles exclaims in that case .... i best take a bath.                               andy.