DOVEScot Posted January 27, 2010 Report Posted January 27, 2010 Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired to their room at the palace. Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, one’s feet are killing one.' Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour But it would not budge. 'Harder' yelled Camilla. 'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!' 'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.' In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!' Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this one’s even tighter' At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!'
greenlands Posted January 28, 2010 Report Posted January 28, 2010 Old one's are the best Duncan. Lindsay.
DOVEScot Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Posted January 28, 2010 Old one's are the best Duncan. Lindsay. I'll take you word for it Lindsay, I'm still working on the younger ones
Guest Posted January 28, 2010 Report Posted January 28, 2010 prince charles arrives in Iran after a long hot flight , he is met off the plane by 2 guards, and asks where is the shah?. the 2 guards look at each other and one says to the other bloody fool ,doesnt he know the shah was deposed many years ago?.you best tell him says the second guard, Honourable highness "we have no shah in Iran".. prince charles exclaims in that case .... i best take a bath. andy.
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