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celtic have sensationally turned down a 70 million sponsorship deal with a well known dog food company.Fans said the thought of the team wearing a shirt with winalot on the front was taking the p*ss.

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Posted

Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?

 

A: Legolas

 

 

 

Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?

A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.

 

 

 

Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned

 

 

 

Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.

 

 

 

Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.

Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

 

 

 

Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'

 

 

 

Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?

A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?

A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.

 

 

 

Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?

A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.

 

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?

A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

 

 

 

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...

 

 

 

Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?

A: Take yer foot aff his heid.

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?

A: On a hedgehog, the *expletive removed* are on the outside.

 

 

 

Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?

A: They're both a complete pain in the *expletive removed* and never seem to go away completely

 

 

 

Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?

A: Both got F***ked by Victoria

 

 

 

Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?

A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

 

 

 

 

Posted
Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?

 

A: Legolas

 

 

 

Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?

A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.

 

 

 

Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned

 

 

 

Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.

 

 

 

Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.

Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

 

 

 

Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'

 

 

 

Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?

A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?

A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.

 

 

 

Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?

A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.

 

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?

A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

 

 

 

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...

 

 

 

Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?

A: Take yer foot aff his heid.

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?

A: On a hedgehog, the *expletive removed* are on the outside.

 

 

 

Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?

A: They're both a complete pain in the *expletive removed* and never seem to go away completely

 

 

 

Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?

A: Both got F***ked by Victoria

 

 

 

Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?

A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

 

 

 

 

get in thare the black necks ;D ;D ;D ;D

Posted
Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?

 

A: Legolas

 

 

 

Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?

A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.

 

now there very funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned

 

 

 

Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.

 

 

 

Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.

Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.

 

 

 

Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'

 

 

 

Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?

A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?

A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.

 

 

 

Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?

A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.

 

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?

A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.

 

 

 

There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...

 

 

 

Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?

A: Take yer foot aff his heid.

 

 

 

Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?

A: On a hedgehog, the *expletive removed* are on the outside.

 

 

 

Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?

A: They're both a complete pain in the *expletive removed* and never seem to go away completely

 

 

 

Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?

A: Both got F***ked by Victoria

 

 

 

Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?

A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted

A Rangers supporter is invited to a fancy-dress party and can't think what to wear. He's a bit skint, so he doesn't want to spend a lot of money on hiring a costume. He racks his brains for an idea and just when he's about to chuck it and give the party a bye, he remembers that his late uncle was in the Salvation Army. Maybe his auntie would still have the old guy's uniform and let him borrow it for the night. He goes round to his auntie's and, sure enough, she's still got her husband's uniform hanging up in a wardrobe. She's not too happy at first about it being used as a fancy dress costume but she can't refuse her favourite nephew anything for long and eventually agrees to lend it to him as long as he looks after it.

The night of the party comes and he wanders out with the uniform on. On his way to the bus-stop a heavy shower comes on and, remembering he promised not to mess up the uniform, he dives into the nearest pub to wait until the rain goes off a bit. The pub's pretty stowed, but he makes his way to the bar and orders a pint. After a mouthful or two of his beer he decides he needs the toilet. So as nobody will think his pint is dead and clear it away, he sets his hat down on the counter beside it then heads for the Gents. When he comes back he discovers that his hat has miraculously rilled up with money. There's pound notes, pound coins, and fifty-pence pieces in it right up to the brim. Delighted with his luck, he pockets the dosh, sinks his pint in a couple of gulps and makes for the exit. Just as he reaches the door a voice hails him from the bar:

'Hey Jim! What about the "War Cry"?'

The Gers fan thinks for a moment then shouts out:

'No surrender!'

 

Posted
A Rangers supporter is invited to a fancy-dress party and can't think what to wear. He's a bit skint, so he doesn't want to spend a lot of money on hiring a costume. He racks his brains for an idea and just when he's about to chuck it and give the party a bye, he remembers that his late uncle was in the Salvation Army. Maybe his auntie would still have the old guy's uniform and let him borrow it for the night. He goes round to his auntie's and, sure enough, she's still got her husband's uniform hanging up in a wardrobe. She's not too happy at first about it being used as a fancy dress costume but she can't refuse her favourite nephew anything for long and eventually agrees to lend it to him as long as he looks after it.

The night of the party comes and he wanders out with the uniform on. On his way to the bus-stop a heavy shower comes on and, remembering he promised not to mess up the uniform, he dives into the nearest pub to wait until the rain goes off a bit. The pub's pretty stowed, but he makes his way to the bar and orders a pint. After a mouthful or two of his beer he decides he needs the toilet. So as nobody will think his pint is dead and clear it away, he sets his hat down on the counter beside it then heads for the Gents. When he comes back he discovers that his hat has miraculously rilled up with money. There's pound notes, pound coins, and fifty-pence pieces in it right up to the brim. Delighted with his luck, he pockets the dosh, sinks his pint in a couple of gulps and makes for the exit. Just as he reaches the door a voice hails him from the bar:

'Hey Jim! What about the "War Cry"?'

The Gers fan thinks for a moment then shouts out:

'No surrender!'

Is that meant to funny.

 

 

Guest stevie-b
Posted

yous huns will have plenty winalot to sell in the ibrox aldis next year by by to the current buns :o :o :o :o :o

Posted
yous huns will have plenty winalot to sell in the ibrox aldis next year by by to the current buns :o :o :o :o :o
If mothers celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day and lovers celebrate valentines day,do wankers celebrate palm sunday? thought ud be the best person to ask. ;D ;D ;D

 

 

Posted
yous huns will have plenty winalot to sell in the ibrox aldis next year by by to the current buns :o :o :o :o :o

 

whats the most confusen day in the calender for the tic surporters       fathers day ;D ;D ;D

Guest WINGS 04
Posted
If mothers celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day and lovers celebrate valentines day,do wankers celebrate palm sunday? thought ud be the best person to ask. ;D ;D ;D

 

 

You should no being one

Guest WINGS 04
Posted

 

whats the most confusen day in the calender for the tic surporters       fathers day ;D ;D ;D

 

That is easy for your mob he was your mums brother

Guest WINGS 04
Posted
If Celtic played half as well as there manager talked they would be 20 points ahead in the SPL. ;D

 

Did you see that in the daliy rangers

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