White Wedding Dress?

[Tony C]

A son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

  

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

 

[ALF]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Delboy]

;D ;D ;D ;D BRILL M8

[Guest anto]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

WHERES THE BLANKETTS YOU :P :P

[PATTY BHOY]

good stuff

[Guest devonred]

that's a cracker, my wife to be agrees NOT!!!

[Guest anto]

 

WHERES THE BLANKETTS YOU :P :P

 

YOU DONT WEAR BLANKETS GETING MARRIED YOU DAFTY ;D

[Guest stb-]

 

YOU DONT WEAR BLANKETS GETING MARRIED YOU DAFTY ;D

 

you do hear anto its frozen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest anto]

 

you do hear anto its frozen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

YOU SHOULDENT HAVE HAD IT OUT THEN ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D