Andy Gray'S Resignation Letter

[pigeonchested]

Andy Gray's Resignation Letter........

 

 

I'm so sad to be leaving a company that I've served for over 20 years and a job that I've loved doing.

However, as I'm sacked anyway, I might as well tell you the story about my friend that I was going to tell on air next week.

 

You see, she got a job as a teacher of physical education to a group of teenage boys.

 

One day she notices a boy in the field standing alone at one end of the field, while all the other kids are running around at the other end having fun.

 

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

 

"You ok sweetheart?" she says.

 

"Yes Miss" he replies.

 

"'You can go and play with the other kids if you want" she says.

 

"It's best I stay here Miss. " he says.

 

"Why?" asks the blonde.

 

The boy replies: "Because I'm the ..*expletive removed* goal keeper"

 

Yours sincerely.

Andy Gray

[Delboy]

*expletive removed* brilliant

[Roland]

Lol. Brill...