lanarkshire lad Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 A farmer buys a new cockerill .As soon as it arrives home it rushes and makes love to all the 150 hens.The farmer is very impressed, at lunch time the cockerill is at it again makes love to the 150 hens once again by this time the farmer is flabbergasted.Next day he finds it making love to the ducks and geese.Later the farmer finds the cockerill pale faced and half-dead,and vultures circling overhead.The farmer says well you deserved it you horny barsteward! The cockerill opens one eye and points up and says ssshhh! They are about to land!
cemetary Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 A farmer buys a new cockerill .As soon as it arrives home it rushes and makes love to all the 150 hens.The farmer is very impressed, at lunch time the cockerill is at it again makes love to the 150 hens once again by this time the farmer is flabbergasted.Next day he finds it making love to the ducks and geese.Later the farmer finds the cockerill pale faced and half-dead,and vultures circling overhead.The farmer says well you deserved it you horny barsteward! The cockerill opens one eye and points up and says ssshhh! They are about to land! Anothe guid wan mate, well done,
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