Tuesdays Joke

[sapper756]

A man phones home "Hello?" the child says on the phone.

 

 

 

 

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

 

"No, Daddy," says the little girl. "She's upstairs in the bedroom with

Uncle Paul."

 

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle

Paul."

 

"Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

 

Dad takes a deep breath. "Okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put

the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to

Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

 

"Okay, Daddy, just a minute," says the little girl. A few minutes later,

the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy."

 

"What happened, honey?" he asks.

 

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the

dresser and now she isn't moving at all."

 

"Oh, my God! What about your Uncle Paul?" asks Dad in a panic.

 

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared

and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out all the water last week to

clean the pool. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

 

There's a long pause on the phone.

 

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

[Roland]

I got there in the end lol

[pigeonpete]

christ were you peeed when you copied that one brain???

[Roland]

I'm mean 'Were you Peed'!!! lol

[DOVEScot]

Sa sa sa Sapper has a stutter

[sapper756]

I DON,T KNOW WHAT YOU LOT ARE ON ABOUThttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

[Roland]

ThatThat figures going on your first post

[sapper756]

I think all you guys have been on the MAGIC MUSHROOMShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif

[DOVEScot]

I think all you guys have been on the MAGIC MUSHROOMS

I think you are trying to cover us in bullsh!t

[sapper756]

I think you are trying to cover us in bullsh!t http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif

 

 

There is no evidence of this m,lord, I am innocent, it's a set uphttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif