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[Guest youngzimmy]

i went into my loft to find that 25 youngsters had been slautered all of them had there heads ripped off the bob wire i use are old style 6"x4" timber frame with bob wire stapled to inside these are hard wire bob wires i made myself yet whatyever got in bent all the bob wires to get out bearing in mind the size of the aperture what the hell could have got in abd caused so much greif in my mind it was n0t a cat what could it have been there were small brown hairs on the bob wires and blood heads and feathers every where

[billt]

i went into my loft to find that 25 youngsters had been slautered all of them had there heads ripped off the bob wire i use are old style 6"x4" timber frame with bob wire stapled to inside these are hard wire bob wires i made myself yet whatyever got in bent all the bob wires to get out bearing in mind the size of the aperture what the hell could have got in abd caused so much greif in my mind it was n0t a cat what could it have been there were small brown hairs on the bob wires and blood heads and feathers every where

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[sapper756]

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A Chinese guy meets up with two gorgeous Chinese girls. He discovers that they are in fact IDENTICAL TWINS!! Although Claire Li is stunningly beautiful, there is just that extra bit of "magic" about her twin, Lorraine... So much so, that him and Lorraine get married!! Throughout the years he remains a loving husband to Lorraine, but cannot help being attracted to Claire - after all, she is his wife's identical twin!! Some time later, Lorraine succumbs to a terrible disease, and unfortunately dies. Although he is grief-stricken, he tries to remain philisophical about his plight, so much so that his friend asks why he can be so "upbeat" in the face of his terrible loss, to which he replied.....

 

Wait for it!!....

 

 

 

 

 

 

I CAN SEE CLAIR LI NOW LORRAINE HAS GONE!! http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

 

 

[harky]

WIFE SAID TO ME THE OTHER NIGHT IN BED, GIVE ME SOMETHING THATS 9 INCHES , HARD AND FULL AWE SPUNK SO A REACHED UNDER THE BED AND GAVE HER MA OLD SOCK