QUIZ NIGHT AT TAMS BAR

[THE FIFER]

TELL ME IT WENT ON TIL LATE.

[Roland]

Alzheimer's Test-

 

Count the "F's" in the following text:

 

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-

IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. (see below)

 

Managed it? Read the next part only after you have counted them, okay?

 

Counted them? Okay how many?

Tell me then!

[THE FIFER]

     SIX

[Roland]

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

 

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

 

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

 

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

 

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

 

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters

HE BUGS GORE

 

 

THE MORSE CODE :

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

 

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

 

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

 

ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

 

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

 

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

 

 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

 

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

 

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay

too much time on their’ hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!

[THE FIFER]

I THINK THOSE LAST 3 POSTS ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD????

[Roland]

Soss

[THE FIFER]

NO PROBLEM, GLAD I GOT IT RIGHT, LOL

[liverpool_boy]

jim cullen would make a bad night good had some good nights out at the social circle likes good drink lol

[THE FIFER]

YES JIM WAS GOOD, SOME GOOD ADVICE ETC AND KEPT THE PANEL GOING.

[Guest TAMMY_1]

I THINK THOSE LAST 3 POSTS ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD????

 

AND ONE OF THEM WAS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[THE FIFER]

YIP :X :X :X :X :X :X :X BUT NEW THE ANSWER SO JUST HAD TO GET MY 2P WORTH IN   :D :D :D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

AND THE OTHER TWO WERE ROLANDS BORING THE *expletive removed* OFF EVERYBODY AS USUAL

[Guest TAMMY_1]

ROLANDS QUOTE FROM ABOVE

 

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

 

THATS WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE AFTER READING THEM ALL

[ALF]

SOMEBODY GIES A ROPE : : :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

[THE FIFER]

                     ROPE

[ALF]

aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[THE FIFER]

       GLUG- GLUG -GLUG   :X :X :X :X :X :X :X

[ALF]

CHEERS ARCHIE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[THE FIFER]

UR WELCOME :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(