cemetary

Olly Murs, this wan is for Whitty, and his side kick vice presidant.

Lee Marvin, wane fir sapper.

Can you please put up the Artist.

Bit owe Cindy, wan fir the Girls.

Neither will eye.

AHA

Canny tell you its a secret.

Wan fer DJWa,

Thats nae bother at all, here yi go, enjoy, any mare give me a shout. http://youtu.be/C1KtScrqtbc

Wan fir ma guid lady. Come on PB members dont be shy now.

CLOSED.

Last 5 mins folks.

Right folks doors are open, have a guid night and nae trouble for the neighbours. Have a guid night.

Under 2 hours left folks.

Have a wonderfull time both of yous, hurry back, i will hold the fort for the nights Disco, so am in charge. Your cards marked already, so watch out.

HOPE YIR HEIDS BURSTING THE MORRA MORNING,

Still that wee chill factor here at the moment, but getting warmer me thinks.

HES NAE PALS, HES GOT TI TAKE SOMEONE WITH HIM THE NEXT TIME HE FILLS THE CAR WITH EITHER PETROL.DIESEL,

What sort of prices did the doos make the day then guys.

He was in a daze when he sat next to you, i couldnt get hin awae cause you kept on talking shete ti him, he was relived when he said am awe, i said mack nae wonder,

2 great sales and both them split up,

Many happy returns to both of yous guys, hope youve had a great day.

Huh, heard that before.

JIM YOUR MORE THAN WELCOME MATE, GLED YIR HAME WITH THE FAMILY SAFE AND SOUND THOUGH, A BET YOUVE BLOOD COMING OOT YIR LUGS LISTENING TI THE MAN WI THE STICK, A missed out John, oh sorry mate, past Rennes winner, A never seen you there sapper, whats wrong nae money.

You never bought a round, you were 2 busy blethering shete ti Jumbo, A WIZ LOOKING FIR YOU MATE.