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Come on Harry you will miss all this from your wee chubby friend The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?' The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. 'What is your last request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse....alone.' The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, 'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE'

Get him signed up for a membership Micko and Jacko ;D ;D ;D

I would agree with that everyone has something to offer the site

Aye, it is a sad world at times Ben but that is our fellow man for you, the worst thing is some of the guys that fish for them make very little and do it to survive sometimes, the money is made in the restaurant trade where it is a delicacy and commands high prices. Not much different from any other commodity that is geared by profit

My kids thought it was crap till they heard Chris Eubank recite it on one of his many public appearances

We spoke to Rembrant earlier and he is going to have a couple of days off the site and reflect on what happened This is a piece of poetry that I had framed on the wall in my office it now hangs in the toilet as this is where I disperse with all the crap. I look to it when I need inspiration. I hope it will inspire you as well Auld Ain and any other member who is in life's turmoil Don’t Quit! When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the road you’re trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest, if you must, but do not quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As every one of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out; Don’t give up though the pace seems slow— You may succeed with another blow. Often the goal is nearer than, It seems to a faint and faltering man, Often the struggler has given up, When he might have captured the victor’s cup, And he learned too late when the night slipped down, How close he was to the golden crown. Success is failure turned inside out— The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far, So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit— It’s when things seem worst that you must not quit.

Aye you might be an overnighter and be fed and watered by Debbie and her mum

I will get wayne from Flyin Couriers to pick you up

Aye, that and the new/full moon

OSB is the best if you are going to cover it, you get different grades you want dense close pressed type, Marine ply is a lot more expensive and will need sealed or covered

I have certificates to prove it ;D

Who said that 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Just a few suggestions from members:-/

Yes I remember it well but I think the site has a lot more safe guards in place due to that incident :-/

You certainly can't remember all you did anyway Auld Ain

Must be something in it with all the medical terms derived from it in the Lunatic area of the asylum :-/

Ok you win then ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

13th DECEMBER EAST OF SCOTLAND FANCY PIGEON SOCIETY Mr R BUDD 01333 310137 If anyone wants seed at the show let me know, £4,50 a bag at least 25kg

Well said

Are you bidding or gloating, make up your mind 7p

4p Lightweight

2p

Dinnae know what you are laughing at, you just lost £68 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

:-/ Your right so any poll on the site would be a farce if that is the case, if anyone wants to cheat that much to win a hundred pound let's hope they are found out and banned from the site, unfortunately that is still the only way members can vote on the site

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