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Most of my mates from the judo have had hip ops and the the best thing to do is get mobile as soon as possible, good luck

The worst mistake is I showed Chick it :'( :'( :'(

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Take the term bringing up the rear to a whole new meaning ;D

http://forum.pigeonbasics.com/m-1260200303/ Another senseless act on defenceless animals, makes you sick

The price of FREEDOM!!!

Thats a new one, where are they based?

Tobacco stalks if you have lads of money, heather stalks if you live in Scotland and Lavender stalks if you like your loft nice and scented. All deter the bugs along with a pub table coaster soaked in creosote and left to dry placed under the bowl The ones that are in the dove cotes do not get a nest bowl but get the above and twigs cut up for them, I have found cable ties, string and even a wire nail in one of the cotes :-/

I've just spat out my bubble gum

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of cancer. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Judy remarried, and this time She & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said "Lord, they are finally together." Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?" Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel..."

I am glad we never done any bonding at Blackpool Roland

Welcome to the site Steve

Sorry to hear about you losing your bird Rab and the damage that was done, between destructive and mindless kids, jealous fanciers and vindictiveness you wonder why they take their anger out on defenceless birds

Aye but dinnae tell Chick

Very hard to auction on two sites and this has caused a lot trouble in the past especially at the deadline time when you think you are winning and maybe willing to bid more :-/

Cheers Stuart it was not as sweet as the choke in your throat when you seen it was me that was bidding ;D Just because we have kissed and made up dinnae think I will stop hassling you, nice to see you have your mounting bikes days behind you

A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows. The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.' The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.' The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.' And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented great sex!' The Scotsman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.'

Cheers Freebird and it is great to be back, it is cold out there in the wilderness of the banned list. I am applying for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from the site funds and your finders fee is in the post

£315

All posh and respectable now a proper English *expletive removed*ry gent :-/

Never can I or anyone else with half a brain, she is either partially sighted or taking care in the community a bit too far ;D

Naw a wee village called Dunshelt in Fife but I have had then from the Clyde Valley before and I used to visit a tattie in Netherburn ;D

I'm too shy

The Full Numpty at Lawhill Tickets by Derangement Enterprizes only five seats left, none in the centre or on the right