DOVEScot

It don't work, and just say NO!

Franks fault

Frank's fault

Is that where the director told him to go and #### himself but he ###### the PM's instead

Guilty as charged :B :B :B

Were you no on Breakback Mountain Frank as the lead cowboy ;D

I was in the middle of PM'ing you so it's your fault, a Fifer is on the job, Sapper shout up the sytairs and tell him to get aff it

The site is in meltdown but Fifer is throwing buckets of water at it to cool it down

I was worried about that I thought is was dejavoo ;D

I can't seem to send any, it says contact system adim but how can you do that when you PM's are on the blink

Chick does not like using elderberry as it stains all her lovey white birds

No problem Pete, I get into a lot of trouble reading things wrong but Chickadee normally keeps me right. the workshop is a whole other thread on neighbouring idiots ;D

Naw but here is one with an old boot in it

That's what you get for going out on yer bike

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe' with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays. The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.' Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.. ' Same for me,' says the emu. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?' 'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man. Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?' The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big ar#e and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.

It it is one spot then it lasts up to 3months, Ivermectin come in all different strengths and forms so be careful

No in this weather, you'll be lucky if they unzip the salopettes ;D

I know, I was only replying to Peter as I thought he meant he was not going to vaccinate at all :B :B :B

I got them from Murray and Mills last year at Blackpool :-/

Happy belated birthday

Aye, they would get off with entrapment and he would get done for waisting police time

That's a compliment to what you look like now;D ;D ;D

Peter you have to vaccinate them if you intend racing them and i heard they are also bringing it in at show classes as well. I think it is better as you are helping to protect them from cross infection from other peoples birds

Aye you did, I just air brushed it to make you more user friendly

Thanks