Billy told me a story yesterday how he reported a stray bird.
The guy said to send it with Amtrak and he would square Billy up, being Billy he did, Billy only has a mobile and kept phoning the guy for his money. A month later he gets a letter from the post office to collect a parcel. The guy sent it all in coppers and Billy had to pay the extra postage due to the wieght of it, plus all the phone calls.
And you wonder why sometimes >