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Very nice, I like to see how individuals construct their lofts, especially if they are as individaul as yours

Thanks very much from Billy for the pigeon squil books Vallance sent to him in hospital, he got them today and you made him a very happy man All the best from me and Billy

Oh no another white supremist :'( :'( :'(

Well done to the Edinburgh boys result 1st kenny, 2nd tony, 3rd malcky, 4th roger. Tony aka TonyT Malky aka Valiant

Any word on these panels yet, I would take six if the are what I need :-/

Cheers

Pm Ian McKay or Blue Tooner

Aye, and quite a few others, but no luck I am afraid :-/

Aye but what size and gauge are they, what area are you from???

a lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' :-/ The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?' ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What size and guage are they, is there a deal on all 30, what area are you from???

Very nice can you pass on the details so I can get two hens to pair up my cocks :K)

Blue shirts and pink dresses, what next, shiiffon sash

I was 33 before my maw heard me swear and I still got a slap for it :'(

Bones from the butcher, I think it was all the calcium :-/

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...? It took five minutes for the TV to warm up? Nearly everyone's Mum was at home when they got home from school? Nobody owned a purebred dog? When a shilling a week was decent pocket money? White dog poo in the street? You only had to be home when the street lights came on? Your Mum wore stockings that came in two pieces? All your male teachers wore ties Female teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels? You got your windscreen cleaned, oil checked, and petrol pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? Cereals had free toys hidden inside the box? It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents? Schools threatened to keep kids back a year if they failed. . .and they did? When a Ford Capri was everyone's dream car? No one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in the car, in the ignition, and the doors were never locked? Lying on your back in the grass with your friends and saying things like, "That cloud looks like a… “ Playing footy and cricket with no adults to help kids with the rules of the game? Stuff from the shop came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger? When being sent to the headmaster's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited you if your parents heard that you had been sent to the headmaster? And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savour the slower pace, and share it with the children of today? Basically we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! But we survived because their love was greater than the threat. Send this on to someone who can still remember Laurel and Hardy, The Famous Five, Secret Seven, Biggles, the Lone Ranger, Phantom, Roy Rogers and Trigger at the flicks. As well as summers filled with bike rides, cricket games, Hula Hoops, monkey bars, Frozen jubblies, visits to the beach and lemonade powder. Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that"? I am sharing this with you today because it ended with a double dare to pass it on. To remember what a double dare is, read on. And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care. How many of these do you remember? Sweet cigarettes, pogo sticks, marbles, Home milk delivery in glass bottles with foil tops Newsreels before the movie Sandshoes/Desert wellies Four digit Telephone numbers Press button A then button B 45 RPM records Hi-Fi s Metal ice cubes trays Mimeograph paper Spud guns Ford Capris Twin Tubs Izal toilet paper Reel-To-Reel tape recorders houses made of cards Meccano Sets Anglo/Bazooka Joe pink bubble gum MoJos/black jacks/fruit salads Two bob for a gallon of petrol Do you remember a time when... Decisions were made by "eeny-meeny-miney-mo"? "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest? It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"? The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "boy or girl germs"? Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a catapult? There were no Saturday morning cartoons with 30-minute adverts for action figures? Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles? The worst embarrassment was being caught playing doctors and nurses by your parents Putting playing cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle? Taking drugs meant the Polio injection in school Nitty Nora Water balloons were the ultimate weapon? If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!

Thanks, how are you felling now? If I go up the way, I will not know anyone :'( :'( :'(

It would have to be a very big house for 56 of you :)

I am having to leave as something has crashed my computer and my mouse has gone missing :'( :'( :'( . . . . . . . . . . . . ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It may be a torn muscle, is it away from the keel?

Thanks very much for your comments and kind words for Billy All the best Vic Duncan AKA Dovey

Can you see the pecs on this sprinter If not you are either blind or you don't know what you are looking for Maybe you need to feel them ;D ;D ;D Maybe you would be better going to sPEC savers ;D ;D ;D

Back to the Darwin theory, it shows that there is not much difference in a lot of species when it comes to muscle build for racing etc Big pecs on a spinter and smaller ones on a distance runner :-/

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car!