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Two little boys...................Rolf Harris Had two little toys Each had a wooden horse GAYLY they the played ;D ;D ;D

Aye me too :)

Did you ever get one

On the good ship lollipop,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Shirley Temple

ghost

cheeks of his

Sadly after several attempts today again we had to euthanize him, he was fine as long as we held him but as soon as we stopped he just blew up again, even when we put him in the dark as suggested :(

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation!! If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race .. You're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... You're a pansy. If you work too hard ... There's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... You're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... This is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... You should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... That is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... Its equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks ... Its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... Its male indifference. If you cry ... You're a wimp. If you don't ... You're an insensitive b*****d. If you make a decision without consulting her ... You're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... That's domination. If SHE asks you ... It's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... You're a pervert. If you don't ... You're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... You're sexist. If you don't ... You're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... You're vain. If you don't ... You're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... You're after something. If you don't ... You're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... You're full of yourself. If you don't ... You're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... She's tired. If you have a headache ... You don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... You're oversexed. If you don't ... There must be someone else. Why do men die first ? Because they want to.

feel the wind

PIES

Cheers, although cheaper it works out dearer with postage, but good if you are not near a supplier

Spot on

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move to Scotland

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But that is the same with humans and other animals, you get a list of prescribed and off the shelf drugs that contain traces of banned substances and you must avoid them, no excuse allowed even if you can prove your doctor prescribed one for a genuine reason you are still responsible for what is in anything you take :-/

Yes our cote birds breed all year round and most survive all the elements as they have done for thousands of years Although they do slow down the process and it is good to give your birds a rest

youstinka

top puppet on

In almost every other sport random tests are carried out, this does not reflect badly at all on the sport, what reflects badly is if only one is caught the whole sport is tarnished by the media with the tip of the iceberg syndrome. We were randomly tested also all gold and silver medalists were tested and no stigma attached, you were tapped on the shoulder and asked to accompany and official to give a urine test, sealed and signed buy you and the official or if under 16 your parent or coach had to sign Drug use is with us whether we like or not, but without any testing it will definitely be used in some form or other, there are scientists out there trying to develop drugs to beat the tests in place in some major sports

that big boy

what a big

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