DOVEScot

Never sold or priced any yet but if you call in I can make you some

Cover it with an upturned milk or bottle crate this keeps your own pets, pigeons and neighbours pets away from the bait or traps, they never get immune to antifreeze

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Cheers guys, and it works great as the pigeons fill the holes when fedding and anything getting thrown about stays in the trough, I have made some more out of other surplus laminate flooring but found it hard to bore at times depending on the grage of laminate, 6mm external ply is a great material to make them out of I split them in two so you can use them for grit and minerals as well

spite of all

Come to the show altough the van is filling up 14 bags already

Aye and who ate ma pie :o :o It looks like it is you can banter if you in the cliche, like you say Mav it is a great day out and the post reflected on the type of day it is, great fun and endless banter. I cannae mind of Clockman bying any drink :) :) Oh aye and theres pigeons there as well ;D ;D ;D

Naw we are in Fife

Is that the sweet kind or the geological kind :)

Like a fish :)

I will bring you some to Blackpool and get you hooked

Not at that price ;D ;D ;D

I could make a trip to your neck of the woods next week some time and stock up on pies or bring some to the Downfield Show

life goes on.

That is because she has me to keep her smiling ;D ;D ;D

I am going to Shottish show on Saturday at the Sports Barns 1st NOVEMBER AIRDRIE AND COATBRIDGE FANCY PIGEON CLUB Mrs M MUIR 01555 840104 I can get wheat or barley at £4.50 a bag, there is between 30 - 40 kg in a bag if any one wants some, already taking some for other members

Aye it is, Dyslexic, colour blind and argumentative :o , by the way my dress is peach not red ;D ;D ;D

If you are going for an apex then fit a breathable ridge on it, the bigger the better, a flat slopping roof is easy to ventilate, roll up some mesh to stop the vermin getting in the ridge gaps

Cheers Steve

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what?! A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *expletive removed*?' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

That's Chickadee out the shower so I am logging off Oh no she's coming

We will have to make a Jealous Indicator and launch it at blackpool By the way this dress is blue.......... Dyslexic and colour blind ;D ;D ;D

Naw the new pics were just being uploaded when my computer went bust so they are on an internal hard drive which does not fit a laptop :( :(