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Aye two Kenyans from the Invicible Spirit lines for Billy McKechnie

Aye and some McBecks and some McVodka ;D ;D ;D

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a couple who drove their car to Asda Supermarket, only to have their car break down in the car park. The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Two haggi it is and one for Amanda the Tee Widow, nae doubt she will want fed as well ;D ;D ;D

Same here, buzzards fight for territory and keep the hawks at bay, not full proof but sure does help

Aye they were white on crime watch ;D ;D ;D

At least we don't wear wool as much as ewe lot doo, you ask any woman if they like the kilted wonders they will let you know, it is a definately a puller. Even a dress sets them off

I will bring one to Blackpool DD

Blessed by the hand of God ;D ;D ;D

Aye, thanks to Les and you Honey for keeping me right :K) I must say you are the biggest and best, gayest friend I've ever had :K) :K) :K)

Here is one of them ;D ;D ;D and here is the other ;D ;D ;D Best place for them, by the way did you notice the turf we took as well ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I said this before that members should at least be entitled to a postal vote for loads of reasons

I talk to God and he is on here for sure because you can't question him either;)

Anti freeze is sweet to rats, soak some bread, biscuits, oats, peas etc in it. Place in a concealed ares around your perimeter or where you have the problem. We used it all the time in the mines and they never get immune to it and it never goes off :-/

I sure did ;D ;D ;D He was teaching me all about show racers

Aye, welcome to the site

Welcome to the site Pigeon Princess, any pics for ma ex pal Chris

Welcome to the site Van Hoppy :)

Are you talking in code again Fifer ;D ;D ;D Welcome to the site Fife_Flyer

I will have that bird to help me fly

Peter died in a fire in his trailer. He was very badly burned and needed someone to identify him, so the morgue called his two best buddies Vic and Rooster to see if they could. Vic went in and and said "Yep, he's got burned up really bad. Roll 'him over," said Vic. The mortician rolled him over, Vic looked at his butt and said, "Nope, it ain't Peter." Not saying a thing, but finding it strange, the mortician brought in Rooster. "Yes, he's burned up real bad. Roll him over," said Rooster. The mortician rolled him over, Rooster looked down at his butt and said, "It ain't Peter." "How can you tell?" asked the mortician. "Peter had two assholes," replied Vic. "Two assholes? That's impossible!" said the mortician. "Yes. Everyone in town knowed Peter had two assholes, because every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Peter with them two assholes!"

He reads them all to his kids at bedtime

Aye because ah dinnae want you stressed out again when I win it this time :D :D

He may sold it privately

Yeh dinae even know if the bird is still for sale yet ;D ;D ;D