DOVEScot

Aye well done Smudger 1964 must have been a good year for ambushers ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D As for Maidmental 19 08 must have been a good year for producing dreamers ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Penicuik is world renowned for it's watching the paint dry festivals especially at Chicks mum's house I really enjoy the rehearsals :'( :'( :'(

Aye, he never even turned up, thanks for letting me know Clockman or I would have been sitting in Danderhall yet, luckily Valiant took it all :) Just let me know when you want more Maverick, stock pile at the farm is running low on wheat :-/

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Free pies ma *expletive removed*, they were a pound each, so I only had four to settle ma stom-ache :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

We are home safely, I filled up this time I had a great curry, a spicy pizza, and a chili stick at Valiant's, talk about about ma honey spoiling me, Valiant you really are my big gay fwend :K) :K) :K) You are so macho in pink

I was going to come to your house to bid on the bird but thought you would have been at the club, also the rumblings put paid to that as well, hind sight is a wonderful thing, you should be born with it, I will pop in today

She's oot the will on Monday What a bummer, free pies at Danderhall and I am no hungry :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( RAC will be getting tight on Monday 8) 8) 8)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Naw barley and wheat, Chickadee isnae getting near ma we white one :X :X :X

Sorted, van is now full

Good luck to you if you won it, as I say sorry I missed the boat, maybe you should toss a coin for it, if me and Chris drew then that is what we would have done but as you know he bribed Chickadee to scupper ma bids Whatever Ben decides is fine by me, bearing in mind I didn't win :'( :'( :'( Thanks for the kind gesture of offering me the bird in the circumstances but it should be between you and that Cheating Welsh Git Maidmental

You can have Chickadee, she comes with £20 of PETROL!!! ;D ;D ;D Well done Austin, beware of good ladies ;)

Aye to be taken to Blackpool ;D ;D ;D ;D

Only because you were oot guisin last night and paid her to scupper ma bids :'( :'( :'(

THE NIGHT YOU'VE HAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Maidmental not just a wolf in therapy ;D ;D ;D

I just used the insurace policy Chick was studying

Aye running between here and the loo, loose isnae the word I was thinking about :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Stop taking the p*ss, it's no funny :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Another five miles to my mates garage and then another three home, the RAC driver was a smug little fart, you know the type, rules tattooed on the inside of his eye lids so they can read them as they sleep RAC Drivers lineup here

Might have guessed a woman would turn it around to poor WEE CHICKADEE

I am genuinely sorry for not being here at the time the auction ended, when I phoned Cabin Boy aka Lewis I thought the RAC would just hook me up and take me home but it did not work out that way, pity about the mix ups as it was mainly a bit of fun and rivalry between me and Maidmental and we agreed if anyone came in and bid above us before the auction ended then young Ben would benefit It is up to Ben to sort out the mix ups, bearing in mind he is only 15/16, he is a really nice young lad who has probably learned a lot from tonight. So it will be Ben Doon while I kick your *expletive removed* the next time I see you ;D ;D ;D Good luck it will be a well remembered pigeon who ever gets it All the best DOVEScot :K) :K) :K)

Chickadee will no be there after tonights performance :'( :'( :'(

Well done Chris, even though you paid Chickadee to scupper ma bidding ya Welsh git, and I thought you were my fwend But I am not BITTER 8) Please read, there are a lot of lessons to be learned I'm back after taking Kim to a night out in Penicuik, stopped for a fish supper appetizer and while driving home I started to get a rumble in the belly, I pulled into the Forth road bridge filling station, I had to make haste to the toilets and asked my then beloved to put £20 worth in, we have had Diesels for as long as I can remember but for some strange reason still then beloved Chickadee put £20 of unleaded in. The van stalled right at the start of the forth road bridge and I asked the then still beloved if she had put the right fuel in. My then still beloved Chickadee realised what she had done started to get quite upset also the Dumbo's and twats than parked behind who had never seen a broken down motor in their life's did not not have the sense to drive around the big silver van with its hazards on. I informed the RAC of the situation and was awarded priority service. My rumbles started again and I had to run across five lanes of traffic to the nearest toilet only to be met by a Hitler style bridge attendant who was not for letting me in. When I stated the obvious and told him it was either mess my pants or do it in the bush at the side of his office he relented. On returning to the van I seen this RAC man shaking his head at my ex beloved Chickadee, not a good sign, he had informed us that as we had technically not broken down he could not help us, I stayed calm as usual mainly because I had enough rumblings going on, I informed the little smug *expletive removed* that in 25 years as a member I cannot mind the last time I used them and I wanted to speak to someone as I was not at all happy, He said he can tow me no more than 10 miles on a draw bar and as there were no garages open within that radius and as I was not technically broken down he could not run us home either despite having the highest RAC cover possible. So what was the alternative, he could take us us home under a private tow for £150 or call out a 24 hour mechanic to drain the system for about £150 so the choice was mine, so I told him to tow me ten miles along the A92 and just leave me and I would sort the rest myself, he managed to get me 11.2 miles according to his Sat Nav to the bright lights of Lochgelly and left me there, I got one of my many friends to tow me to my mates garage in Kirkcaldy and then run me home :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( So beware of what the RAC do for you and what lengths some woman will go to in order that you don't waist your money bidding on pigeons :(