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another A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying sod! You've been playing golf!

You were saying?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

Get well soon Mick, and get yer laptop in beside ye m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif

WELL DONE LADS http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

aw no! will have to look for another hotel nowhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif

WHY? WOTZ UP M8?

I have stayed there the last 4 years, a good hotel M8, we are just down the road with the Aberdeen lads this year at the Helmshore, so hope to see you. http://static.laterooms.com/hotelphotos/laterooms/98293/detail/helmshore-hotel-blackpool_071020101252508105.jpg

WHY? WHERE HAVE YE BEEN?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

GOOD MORNING FOLKS, HOW ARE WE ALL TODAY?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

MANY HAPPY RETURNS DFisher (45) http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gif

Today in Fife Today | Tomorrow | 10 Day | Monthly | Seasonal Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/28.png8°CFeels Like 6°C Mostly Cloudy Last Updated: 08:45 08 Jan (local time), 08:45 GMT Observation Station: Fife NessWind From West South West at 14 kmph Humidity 82% Pressure 1,020.66 mb Dew Point 5°C Visibility 16.1 km What's Next Weekend Forecast Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/28.pngHigh 8° Sunrise: 08:40 Chance of Precip. 20% Mostly Cloudy Tonight's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/27.pngLow 7° Sunset: 15:54 Chance of Precip. 20% Mostly Cloudy

WELL DONE JOCK PAGE http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

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Healthy looking youngster Alanhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

Must take his looks from his grannyhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif apprentice doo man I hopehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

hope it turns up for you m8, how many have you entered?

How many are you waiting for Wullie?

they would have to be brave to face my wife and the doghttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

With only 2 weeks to go till Blackpool 2012, which Basics members are going? and where are you staying?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

time for my medication thenhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

Poor Bob holness,only been at the pearly gates five minutes,when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks "can I have an E please Bob"http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

Know what ye mean Andyhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif

Five Rules to Remember in Life 1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b*****d's name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milkhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

WELL DONE ANDY, LAST MAN STANDING YET AGAINhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

GOOD MORNING PEEPS, WOTZ YER PLANS 4 2DAY?