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    Happy new year lads and lasses,good health and may all your eggs be full.
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    Welcome to Basics.
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    Welcome to Basics.
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    Dry and mild with a Lt. NW wind.
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    A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked. “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?†The old farmer said. “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.†“I’m sorry, sir." Said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theatre.†The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie. “Marge." Whispered Mildred. “What?" Said Marge. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert." “What makes you think so?" Asked Marge. “He undid his pants and he has his thing out." Whispered Mildred. “Eh, don’t worry about it." Said Marge. “At our age we’ve seen ’em all.†“I thought so too,†said Mildred. "But this one’s eating’ my f**king popcorn."
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    Golf ?

    greenlands posted a topic in THE JOKE BOARD

    Arthur is 85 years of age. He's played golf every day since his retirement 20 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went." His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try." "That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is ninety two. He can't help." "He may be ninety two," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball ?" "Of course I did !", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight." "Where did it go ?" asks Arthur. "Can't f**king remember."
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