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The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £10 The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than £100 please use the ATM.†The old lady wanted to know why ... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.†The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.†The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have £30,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow? The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to £3000 "Well, please let me have £3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her The old lady put £10 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit £2990 back into her account. the moral of this tale ....... Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills

Lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell didn't I" ???

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Ring handed to me this mo.found dead on allotments near my loft.

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No is the easiest answer John,don't think anything within reason is if they are hungry.

Having a clean out and found these,can remember using them,at least you could hear the pigeons coming even if you couldn't see them.

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