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If you look round there's always a better place to buy.Same product in B & M £1:19p a bottle (got two this morning),how can Holland and Barrett justify their price. https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/bragg-organic-apple-cider-vinegar-with-the-mother-60013385?skuid=013385&utm_campaign=shopping&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpZuBvcqv7gIVia3tCh3bXAhCEAQYASABEgLYafD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

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My wife and i went to the beefy auction the other week at the Morrinsville Sales and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bull sale. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said 'this bull mated 50 times last year'. My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said 'he mated only 50 times last year', that's almost once a week. We walked to the second pen which had another sign attached that said 'this bullock mated 150 times last year'. My wife gave me a healthy jab and said~ wow! That's more than twice a week! 'You could learn a lot from him' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said in capital letters,.... "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR". My wife was so excited that she nearly broke my ribs and said 'that's once a day' 'you could REALLY LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS ONE'. I looked over at her and said, Look!, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow'. My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and i should eventually make a full recovery sometime in the new year!!!

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesus is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesus."

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Bloke on facebook put this on yesterday.

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What's peoples thoughts please ?

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The wonderful Pam Ayres...now 73 years old and penned her latest ode ~ to coronavirus... I'm normally a social girl I love to meet my mates But lately with the virus here We can't go out the gates You see, we are the 'oldies' now We need to stay inside If they haven't seen us for a while They'll think we've upped and died They'll never know the things we did Before we got this old There wasn't any Facebook So not everything was told We may seem sweet old ladies Who would never be uncouth But we grew up in the 60s - If you only knew the truth! There was sex and drugs and rock 'n roll The pill and miniskirts We smoked, we drank, we partied And were quite outrageous flirts Then we settled down, got married And turned into someone's mum, Somebody's wife, then nana, Who on earth did we become? We didn't mind the change of pace Because our lives were full But to bury us before we're dead Is like a red rag to a bull! So here you find me stuck inside For four weeks, maybe more I finally found myself again Then I had to close the door! It didn’t really bother me I'd while away the hour I'd bake for all the family But I've got no flaming flour! Now Netflix is just wonderful I like a gutsy thriller I'm swooning over Idris Or some random sexy killer At least I've got a stash of booze For when I'm being idle There's wine and whiskey, even gin If I'm feeling suicidal! So let's all drink to lockdown To recovery and health And hope this awful virus Doesn't decimate our wealth We'll all get through the crisis And be back to join our mates Just hoping I'm not far too wide To fit through the flaming gates!

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