buster151

well done gaz keep it up

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

glad its back

take it easy tooshy

dull overcast windy and slight showers at present

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morning folks

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gee im paying 12 quid for a all season mix 20kg

they are just low life scum n need a good kick in the bullox then there hands chopping off

morning tooshy hows u today

morning folks

love em :emoticon-0137-clapping:

some nice birds all the best with them

looking good

take it easy tooshy mate

good morning all

well done every one :emoticon-0137-clapping:

happy birthday everyone have a real good day :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0123-party:

looking good

looks good mate

well done everyone

RIP

good luck everyone

there is a thread already on this as I asked the same question a few weeks ago its in health section