buster151

well done both

morning folks

morning all

Happy Birthday folks

good morning folks have a good day

well done :emoticon-0137-clapping:

gaz your a top man for all your efforts but stick with it mate you never know

some nice ones there atb with them

a good interesting read

have you tried using the blocks they use in cupboards and work tops do same job and lot cheaper

nice offer mate

welcome to the site and enjoy, loads of people only to happy to help you.

morning folks

thats a good watch makes you think

morning everyone damp and overcast here

well done gaz keep it up

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

glad its back

take it easy tooshy

dull overcast windy and slight showers at present

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morning folks

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gee im paying 12 quid for a all season mix 20kg

they are just low life scum n need a good kick in the bullox then there hands chopping off