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dont ask AJ AKA JED as its like a lucky dip you could end up in wales ha ha ha

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look at micky masserellas transporter aint it a cracker but its not for releasing from its for imports ha ha ha ha

dont take it just give it pmsl

now now micky masserella no swearing could be kids on bad example for young vanreet ha ha ha

got others to do that i in full command delagate thats the game not lazy just not stupid pmsl

ha ha ha ha pmsl thats not very nice photo time a coming yum yum beer and more beer ha ha ha

what could you say you where always in your kip snoring by 8- every night ha ha ha

dont need to go to your kip you got work tonight and stop jabbering crap night night no no its day day away to bed

snap snap micky caught on camera youve heard the term girls on film well theres a new one micky on film pmsl

cant get into it will see it when i get home at 7-30 ha ha ha wife will have my grub and beer on the table waiting its great having a slave ha ha ha will give you tips how to train PETE ha ha ha

well me and vallance know the truth Micky MASSERELLA in a league of his own sounds like an earthquake scale 20 pmsl

think if you listen and learn from the other mods you will be first class ask Fifer to take you under his wing he will show you the ropes and pete will be there to guied yo as will the rest good luck wee man in your new roll

its not the colours its the flashing lights where are you cemetry when we need you sort out alf

jed was out for a night out when he got the taxis home he gave the guy dirrections and ended up in aberdeen started off at huntly was only going to grange ended up near 50 ml in opisite dirrection ha ha ha taxis driver taxis driver says never again

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your the one i seen chasing them and boy are you fast in them wellies should be in the olympic team would win gold no bother

i will tell Vallance to post the photo then we will see who is chattin crap warning though not to be shown to small children and any one squeemish frightening sight and boy can he not snore just as well me and vallance had 10 pints each or would never get to sleepe

christ your right Paul i seen that funny coloured smoke coming out the exaust pipe and it making a banging noise i think that noise is awarning as he got no horn

spoke to cem says that bird leona piched his book so he clocked her one lol

he did not have his back to the wall that night 8 bed out like a light funny as *expletive removed* vallance clicked him not a sight for the squeemish lol

I SEEN HIM JED GOING ACROSS COUNTRY I DID NOT RELISE HE JUST GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH FIELDS FENCES HE SAYS HE DID NOT THINK YOU NEED TO GO ROUND CORNERS SAVES PETROL

COME BACK DOUGIE SORT ALF OUT

JED JED JED HOW DO YOU GET TO HUNTLEY FROM HERE LEAVE THEM BEARS ALONE YOU CAN BUY HONEY AT THE SHOPS HOW FAR TO THE BROCK AND WHAT ROAD DO I TAKE NO NOT BURGHEAD THAT S THE WEE BROCK COM ON JED THOUGHT YOU WAS THE ROAD MAP ORACLE

ASK HIM TO SEND ALF ONE ASWELL WHATS HAPPENED TO CEMETRY HE WILL SORT ALF OUT