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news flash his wife says he is away sheep chaceing ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

that looks like kermit on a good day ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats him Paul he bought a round in 15 year ago tight git ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D i and he always gets a round in

your getting a tight ar$ed bast as you get older ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

he is away to get his new wellies on ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

it would be a bigger surprise if you paid for em now kermit you know i never been the one with short arms and deep pockets ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

aint a tray without six beers on it if you managed to drink them it would be a first ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is called enterprise thought that was a name of a space ship ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

aye and it aint buy one get one free i,ll remember that with bottles ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

that looks more like a tray Paul ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

you would end up with quality for a change ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i will give you some more tips at blackpool ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

your learning kermit ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

only had one left and guess who booked it?------ he lives in inverurie and speaks in a geordie accent see that empty heed another balls up some poor guy not getting hios sledge because you ballsed up again ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

have you got one that would accomidate a fat a*se . why has your mrs got one Robbie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

not cheep plastic ones big profits poor quality ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

stop crawling dougie just be your normal self ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

give you one Dougie threaten to make her watch celtic play sorted ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i he has that even though his heed is empty ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

not trying nee old chestnut never heard an englishman is king of his castle only missing her cleaning oot the doos and getting my drink the daughters come over with my meals you guys need tips ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats quality Paul

kermit stop trying to think on an empty heed i needed one for belg dim wit as well as henpecked leave them sheep alone ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i,ll be there Dougie you just can,t keep a good man down ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D hols all booked for blackpool and for belg later on only one master in my hoose ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

kermit thats the best joke i heard this year good at doos ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

mines away on holiday sulking because i told her iwas not going on holiday for new year told you she can please herself as long as she pays it as i wont and if i say not going dont go not like you henpecked d-cks ha ha ha ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D she back on tues 12th just intime to get my gear ready for blackpool ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ps am missing her got to clean the doos oot myself