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ALF

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  1. ALF

    SHU +ETS RINGS

    BANG!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
  2. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  3. ALF

    SHU +ETS RINGS

    Good man ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  4. ALF

    SHU +ETS RINGS

    COME OAN FIFER GET YER OWN QUOTE INSTEAD OF CHANGING DAFTY'S : : ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  5. ALF

    pigeon wanted

    Make yer mind up wee man earlier oan ye wanted 1 red pigeon and noo ye want 2 : ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  6. He couldnae find it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  7. Aye whatever!! : :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  8. ALF

    SHU +ETS RINGS

    DOUBLE DOH!!
  9. Nae luck eh Tam :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  10. Wan things for sure it didnae start for me yesterday anyway : : :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
  11. pair of fa**ies :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  12. ALF

    qween

    : : :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  13. Clearing all the time ;D ;D
  14. The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto? Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass. It tell me someone stolen tent." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D _________________
  15. ALF

    qween

    i wondered what the padding was for :-/ :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  16. ALF

    qween

    And naw it's no prayers i've already done that :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  17. ALF

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    Dont you talk about ma mate Tammy like that coz i'm going to collect something the morra morning at 6 o,clock aff him that he said will help me in the Dalzell open race ;)
  18. SO WHERE YOU AT THE MORRA AFTERNOON THEN MICK???
  19. ALF

    GOOD LUCK ALL

    I THINK I'LL NEED IT PAUL ;) GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT SEASON ;)
  20. ALF

    qween

    Disnae make you a bad person Tammy :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  21. ALF

    qween

    I am starting to get worried about Roland looking at some of his posts lately :o :o :o Fruitcake disnae do you justice Roland ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  22. doos r us whats up wi yer keyboard it seems to be stuck on the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz button ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  23. It must me ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  24. Yer a bad man sam :P ;D ;D ;D ;D
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