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CONGRATULATIONS TO MR & MRS FIFER :emoticon-0123-party:

AYE TOOSH LOFTS ARE FINE MATE BUT A BIG TREE THAT WAS RIGHT BEHIND THE LOFTS IS AWAY MATE AND A BIG BRANCH AWAY OAN A TREE JUST DOON THE HILL FAE THE LOFTS

THAT'S A BUMMER RAB SORRY TAE HEAR THAT MATE I HOPE HE GETS SORTED OOT IN TIME FOR THE YB'S MATE

The rain is battering doon here noo :emoticon-0156-rain: :emoticon-0156-rain: :emoticon-0156-rain:

Bin flying doon leith walk in Edinburgh this morning

The block of flats next door to us with half the roof that blew off this morning lying on the grass :( :( There is also a piece of the roof at least 30ft square that has blew over 100yds away lying on the path :excl:

Be prepared mate it is heading your way!!!

JUST READ ON REAL RADIO FACEBOOK THAT THE M74 WAS CLOSED AN HOUR AGO BETWEEN LARKHALL AND ABINGTON

Half the roof has blown of the block of flats next door to ours and is lying on the grass scared to look at ours expletive remove :( :(

AM SAYING NOWT MATE :animatedpigeons:

BILL A'VE HAD MINE NEARLY 20YEARS MATE AND COULD DAE HER IN THE NOO....LOL :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

GLAD YE ENJOYED IT PAL......

I HOPE YE HAD A GOOD NIGHT MA AULD PAL AND AWE AR BEST MATE!!!

I HOPE YE ENJOY YERSEL TOOSH HAVE A GOOD NIGHT MATE!! ALL THE BEST PAL :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0167-beer:

JUST HAD ANOTHER LOOK THERE IS ALSO 2 BOTTLES OF RED WINE AND A BOTTLE OF CHANPAGME TAE :santa-dance: :santa-dance: :santa-dance:

a bottle of voddy left toosh a 500ml bottle and nearly a ltr that i have just cracked open mate :animatedpigeons: :animatedpigeons: :animatedpigeons: :animatedpigeons:

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MIGHT NEED IT LOL NOT THE 1ST TIME THIS XMAS SHE HAS SAID SHE IS LEAVING ME :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

MUST HAVE BEEN FAE HER SISTER AS MA MATE WOULD HAVE SAID SO I WOULDNAE SLAG HIM :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

JUST NOTICED 1 O THE FKRS ONLY LEFT A 500ML BOTTLE THE CHEAP SKATES THAT THEY ARE :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

Thought it was Xmas again her sister gave the mrs a bottle of Smirnoff for me this morning and my mate just appeared 5 mins ago with another wan he got as a present but nobody in his family drink voddy so i'll give it a good home.....lol :emoticon-0123-party: :emoticon-0123-party: :emoticon-0123-party:

cannae be arsed with beer or cider anymore so having a couple of voddies the noo watched the hearts v hibs game now time for dunfermline v celtic i dont start back till wednesday backshift :emoticon-0123-party:

JUST UP FAE THE LOFT AND BLOODY HELL IS IT CAULD OOT THERE BUT I WAS WELL WRAPPED UP HAD MA LONG JOHNS AND TRACKIE BOTTOMS OAN AND MA WATER PROOF TROOSERS OER THE TOP OF THEM TAE STOP THE SLEET DROONING ME WELL WRAPPED UP WI AM BUNNET AND HEAVY JACKET OAN TAE ONLY SPENT 15-20 MINS AT THE LOFTS AS IT WAS BALTIC :emoticon-0157-sun:

But was pac man the beast he is now when they last fought Roly???

It will be hard to get any decent info unless any feds fae your side of the country race east to west??? If not i think you are wasting your time getting a true picture of how things will go???