Fife_pigeon_wife

AW SHES JUST GORGEOUS. IV EPUT MY VOTE IN FOR HER.

thats addictive. u just wanna keep trying to beat ur score

10 oot o 10 for the doo

where about in thornton do youse lib/ i would like to go and see a liberation.

i remember u now. u were the 3rd cell mate.

but u ken im scared of the dark

sorry that was meant to read handcuffs and whips lol

did he tell u about the ball and chain he gee me for ma xmas ;D

hes got a cheek asking me to make his dinner anyway. he went to the snackvan and asked for a burger roll but asked the wife behind the counter to burn it , cos he was homesick. ;D

na ... im on a leash lol ;D

so there

lol

lol ;D

lol ;D

u get used to sleeping with 1 eye open lith lol

erm i dunno if i would like to imagine that or not lol

OOPS sorry Archie.

YOUR A FIFER TAE YA NUMPTY

cem mate its me that controls the purse strings lol, hes got to ask me for pocket money. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A FIFER takes his wife to A & E , shes nae teeth, 2 black eyes and a broken nose, the nurse asks " what happened here " to which the Fifer replied " shes going through the change " " but the change wouldn;t do that to her the nurse replies " IT DOES WHEN ITS IN MY POCKET

;D

aye rite lith i wish

why do partnerships have to pay double? 2 people yes. BUT 1 loft , 1 lot of birds, 1 clock , 1 result sheet , 1 fed sheet. we pay double to get a few extra letters written on things. and what with the credit crunch

i always get asked the question " but how do they find there way home? my otherhalf always asks back, " how do u know your way home " ha that gets them thinking.

thanks again guys im gonna phone and ask for my letter back and rip it up myself.

5) Any member wishing to resign must do so in writing to the club Secretary not later than the date of the Annual General Meeting but prior to election of Office Bearers for ensuing year otherwise he will be held responsible for the annual subscription of the ensuing year. At this time he will pay up all arrears and forfeit any claim to the property of the club. shu rules. club rules rule 5