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Yeah, see your biggest down fall is still active... your honesty lol ;D ;D

A few days back I mention where I have obtained my new stock from. I regret I missed out on a very nice genuine fancy on here t whom I also have some youngster that I didn't mentions. Tony W.! Yes Tony, them youngster I have 4 left, and cracking birds they are turning out to be too. So I can only say sorry that I typed with my fingers with my brain idle - as usually. Thanks again Tony.

personally have never found the Scots 'Cheapskates' ... Always buy their round and have the crack, Now the welsh... well there's another story lol :P ;D

You know, was possibly good to sort out any underling tendancy if there, and has - I feel - bought out a bit of 'Where we Stand' and thrown a little light from 2 or more persons on here. I, repeat I have the utmost respect for Strapper, and like most never quieried his comittment or honesty. Yes sometime a slant can be took up and carried away with. So I feel that this scenario has run it's course and a little thought of reality has been taken aboard. It's is indeed 'An ill wind that blows no good'. There hope I get reduced rates from Strapper now lol ;D ;D

Well I won't get drawn into a argument that I won't be involved in. I.e. buying these birds... I personally thought that the Darks were great, and was very tempted, very tempted indeed... too slow decided what I have, and what I have to be tried out. But having said that, I must admit, - and no disrespect to Paul, indeed as I rate him and his birds... but then who am I to say ... But I thought that Asha speaks very sensible realism. Abrupt maybe, impertinent even... yes, but does fire from the hip, and as we all know, it doesn't matter a jot who has had, or can vouch, even able to give credence too, Asha has made a very honest point. Maybe a stirrer, maybe a antagonises, who knows, indeed who cares, the points in this case are valid. Now I feel I may well have blown my chances of buying some birds off of Strapper, which is mores the pity if so, but nissed or not, I have to speak as I find, see etc.

Hi mucker.... expect 3 dozen rings first post January 1st 2009 lol :P ;D ;D ;D P.s. I hope you will meet me halfway with the costs of poatage / rings /and couriers too lol ;D ;D

Seems realistic to me Jimmy. Now am yet to see a product, or remedy that csn compete with nature. Doesn't matter a jot what or why one uses any substance, remedy, one will also see thriving pigeons - or anything else for that matter - doing a darn site better without! Simplicity say that a sensible mandate is STICK to nature and what she intended. Still see the Brians' Barry's and Garys nigh unbeatable with just FRessh water and naturual feeding. Yes a little extra of this or that, but good healthy and condition winning birds over the past 40 odd years... Must be something in that! maybe the absence of money ACTUALY helps. JMO

NO it's not, or if it is, then it shouldn't be. The simple idea is to have the two threads, the genuine moans etc. and the Good reports. That is what it is, was intended and for very many sensible reasons should stay as such.

Well there aren't Lice remedies in Belgium, they believe they do a lot of good regards the feathering, so do I!

Believe that they are legal... probably under a lincence though. Like Para myxmus for rabbits, Allowed to buy, and store etc. but not allowed to put it down. They do every year around October time, but via January they are mostly over it, like a cold nuisance really now. Like Killing Badgers, don't stop them dragging out the sett and smacking them on the head and then leave convieniently aside the road. Never seen, nor has any of you, so many badgers on the roadside. Now you all know why... when will it be stopped? Never I'm afraid. Like the argument that they carrie TB. Never been proved, but it is still widely believed but the farmers etc.

Do I take that some bombs state you can leave the birds in, whilst with others it is recommended that the birds are took out :-/

Well I believe that once you start treating for it, then you will have to keep treating for it, or so it seems. Have had birds that were, and had never been treated... till I did them lol. Read a great topic on another site where just one youngster in the nest gets it and not the other. Of course simple logical answers for that.

Yes I did take a peekers like. Reasonale price if they are as good as what most would have you believe. Infact have never heard a downside yet. So will just wait till the nieghbours have the sheets out and... Robert's your mother's bother lol.

Never used them... often thought about it though. Mind don't even know where you'd get them never mind how much.

Yep, you have to, otherwise they become U. S.

Oh yes Sorry so sad Lol.... Mind we haave plenty lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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He would prefer a lady with scraping out experience as well as a good general knowledge of household chores preferably in french maid outfit. I believe that they was done with an umbrella like scraper down the penis Chris... before my time though will ask a few old biddies for you loil ;D ;D ;D

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And yet many invested their livelyhoods... don't know about one born every minute, more like three. But ....

Well Allen, you post is undoubtedly 110% correct. The main problem, as I see it, most folks don't even like, let alone handle a dead rat, let alone a live one. When they stand up on it's hind legs and snals and spits at you, it ids very off putting.

Yes had a flash come up Wales won by 3 goals, and Scotland by four lol.... New the P.c. had been shafted lol ;D ;D

I have been following this story with mouth agaped for over a year. I saw many good pigeon fanciers har har it, and likewise my self. It is the old con of take £100 of three feloows and pay them back £15 each month. Then another 3 or 4 investers at £150 and start paying them back £15. Now you can show regular payments to those to new investors of £250 and pay back them £20 a month and so forth. Soon you have thousands coughing up £500 - £600 investments and you go bankrupt with well use excuses. Sure your sad etc. but I really thought ... Cobblers, I knew more gullible tricks were out there till it got too big more like... So read for your selfs. And remember this happens in ALL and any walk of life! http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081113/wfive_pigeons_081113/20081115?hub=WFive