Roland

Well, well done the pair of you. Hope she lives up to her promise for Duncan.

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Fortunately, the name actually it referred to his' wieght lol

Think with the Nationals he's won with them G. Dakin takes all the beating. One double National winner did have 25% Gabby on one side.

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Perhaps you don't, I was just asking. But why do you wish to take away from Wallace's thread with worthless input is the realism of my intentions, and was offering the three of most usual reasons. Any one from three or ALL? :-/ But we of coursediverse, and I / we am doing what I /We shouldn't be doing. Simple that. But let's just let wallace get on with his sale. And those of us not interested but out eh! :-/

I never started it lol.

This blond joke as been around several years ago, and it sure is nice to see it resurface. "Never make someone a Priority in your life, when they have only made you an Option in theirs" A blond goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic pet As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only £20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!' The blond nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4 Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blond is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blond welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!' The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: ' LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE .. TIME!!!' The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!

Was grills with paper under, and Lime under that. Undecided this season coming.

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behave yourselve Slatey. Never mind drumming up support for another 'Feather Merchant' :-/ This silliness just ruins this thread for Wallace. And for what? Ole pals act? Creeping? Simple reality, you either wish to buy of these or don't. Nuts to Nigel, he flogs more than enough to keep his wallet full. No doubt a few culls bred off his too. So what if he has a 2 year waiting list ... not much good for anyone wanting to breed a few y/b's this coming season

Lets clarify a point .... silly to some I'd wager, but is this bidding going to for the three birds, as it now sounds, or are you going to split them into lot 1. 2. 3. later?

Would give our birds a little help drag wise. Of course nothing helps against the wind. But if the Centre and London birds do get a chance to break a little early, it can only be good.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Fine+feathered+heros/2235235/story.html

Obviously out of the radious here. But for Tony and such I think that would be a boon. Was wondering what transporter you was thinking of using. NRCC :-/ have a large part of your way going by one or two different transporter. Thought that costs and drag would be an interest. Again if the NRCC was used, would benefit us a mite dragwise. If not the NRCC - sorry to ramble on but - would the other transporter (if another one is being used) be interested in catering for the Northants / Leicester / Coalville etc. Algamation? Early days granted, but thoughts need to be thought about sooner rather than later.

Well a bit windy here, but nothing to blow about lol. Threatening to rain. Guess it will and has been forecastered for tomorrow and Saturday.

its nice when they race well for some else :) And the icing on the cake is suely when 'When they tell you'. Well done to both parties, the breeder and the flyer.

Well done Gulkie, a good buy I believe. Hope it turns out good too.

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'.. She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'... ……………………It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom....................

I have put it word out to a few. Have a few more to mention it too of course. Likewise no doubt others on here have too. So hopefully when word gets about they will move rapidly.

Well it is as I thought. Now everyone who is a member gets a vote aat the AGM. - Is antquated like Tony C. says and why. This is a safe guard of course because now REDCHEQHEN can put in a proposition recinding the law passed in it's entirety, or add or subtract. Also to be replaced by ... or go back etc. which ever the proposer wishes to do. It has to be in writing a month before the A.G.M in order that ALL concerned I.E. say all clubs and there members have had to to look at and discuss etc. if wanted to. Of course it has to have a proposer and seconder. One could propose that the law be removed in it's entirety and replaced / or have the motion to go back as it was etc. etc. Feds, like clubs can call an extroadinary meeting after giving said notice to every club / member where again they can all vote. Members can call a Club / or fed meeting at any time giving notice when that have a majority calling for it. Of course this s always bee the case. That's why clubs rally around to get everyone oe their side there. Any member is entitled to go to any Fed meeting and voice an oppinion or debate any topic. BUT - and this is where the confusion may lie or be taken advantage of - only the desingnated delegates can vote at these.

Think it is exactly the same here. Have been to many A.G.M's and in different walks of life, and it hase been the same every time. Will tomorrow check out the exactness of this purely for interest sake. Who's interests remain to be seen lol. But will ask our Fed president who is a stickly for rules and is on comittee of the RPRA Region.

Thanks Bakes, I have too. You don't miss much do you lol ;D ;D I have a necleus of birds now. Also with some from Dooman, Albears, Fletchlives, plus have just agree now with Tammy's for that 'Black Pair' of proven breeders too. Then that Red off Lewadebob, which certain looks the part too. I also have to visit Frank Bristow for some birds, which I have also, only trouble is I am pretty well up to full quota. I have, as I've often mentioned, have a lot of crap down the shoot these last 4 years. Have had to re - access and put the situation right. These will stay with me 1 - 2 years tops. I don't like prisoners, and further see no point in them. If one feeds and looks after the genes / blood every year 'Just Incase' or to offset losses etc. then pretty soon you lose any progress you may make by simply having too many birds. In general I liken it to a Mum and Dad parent situation. One couple have 2 kids, the other couple 11. Now all are loved and cared for to both parents best abilities. Nothing is too much trouble or expence to either ... within their' means. Which kids prospers most? Most of us can't afford to be big team players, so we have to clip and hone and devise certain traits and systems within our means to obtain and to reach our goals. Every bird is welcome to stay at my 'Hotel'. each has good feed and fresh clean water. A good clean air circulation. Plenty of chances to prove themselves under Mr Baskets' regime when fit and healthy. The only yard stick first off of course is against 'Loft mates' then Club and Fed etc. Each one decides whether it wants to stay or leave. All I ask is that they fly for me, after all I have built into them some contentment and love of Home. Hopefully a desire to be here. But they will have to earn their' perch in return, then a 'Nest Box'. is awarded those that deserve one on merit. So once I have 15 pairs of proven racers that want to be here, like and appreciate my system, I hopefully will be in the good position of not needing 'Stock birds, a not needed drain on my time, effort and wallet lol.

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow cop says, ‘Licence and registration, please.' London Lawyer says, 'What for?' Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.' London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, License and registration, please!' London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.' Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.' The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?' Assholes..................