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8.27 FUR ME :-/ ??) :X ;D ;D

MAYBE NEED THEM ON MINE MYSELF TONY ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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half full on a wednesday night ??) ??) ??) ??)

Prepare for meltdown ??) ??) :X :X :X :o :o

i just wouldnae like the charity to miss oot on a few quid mucker :P ;D 8) 8) 8)

Mick i would play it by ear just now mate in case your sale crashes on the site as well mate :-/ :o

THE FUNNY THING IS WE HAVE HAD A FEW SALES ON HERE WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE POSTING AND LOOKING IN AND IT'S NEVER BEEN AS BAD AS IT HAS IN THE LAST FEW DAYS ??) ??) ??) SURELY A FEW EXTRA MEMBERS WOULDNAE KILL THE SITE LIKE IT HAS BEEN THE PAST FEW DAYS : : :

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I have never known this site to be as slow as it has been in the last few days some of the threads are taking ages to load up or are timing out before they open what is going on??? ??) ??) ??) ??)

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Aye ok Mr Brocklebank ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Funny but how come we have all had a lot of bother in the last week re...getting on the site and yet we huvnae had that much bother for donks??? Me smell's sumfin fishy going on ??) :-/ :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

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A HINK ARSENAL WILL PUMP LIVERPOOL ;D ;D ;D ;D

KEEP THEM IN MAN THIS IS A BAD TIME O YEAR FUR THEM ;) 8) 8) 8)

MAYBIES COZ O AW THE CRASHING THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING LATELY :-/ ;D ;D ;D

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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?' 'My wife's. ''What happened to her?'' The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her' He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. 'Can I borrow the dog?' The man replied, 'Get in line.' ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Maybe he thought the dwarf story was a secret and naebody noticed ??) ??) :X :X :X :X ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Not long aff the phone to Dougie and let the mrs speak tae him as she deals with stuff like this in her work and she told him to hit them with the sale of goods act 1971 re..faulty goods and that it should still be under warranty from the store and he should be allowed to get it changed or repaired and to tell them he was going to trading standards about it ??) ;) ;D ;D ;D