Sitting Thinking.

[greenlands]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

 

 

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.

 

 

 

The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.

 

At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

 

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

 

 

 

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

 

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think It would nice to have another kick in the nuts."

 

I rest my case.

 

Time for another beer.

 

PS: What deep thinkers men are.

[Guest GAV]

Good point m8 :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

Lol, must be the Cumbrian fresh air.

 

But very true.

[Delboy]

lol