Who To Blame ?

[greenlands]

From my mate Des.

 

 

BLAME

 

How the world works lately...

 

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

He blames the restaurant.

 

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the tobacco company.

 

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,

He blames the bartender.

 

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

You blame television.

 

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

You blame the gun manufacturer.

 

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers

kill him instead,

The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

 

I must have lived too long to understand the world

as it is anymore.

 

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates .

 

 

Have a nice day!

 

 

 

 

PS. If YOU have a bad race.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU blame the convoyer :animatedpigeons:

[Guest Owen]

Well Mate that about sums it up.

[TheHigg]

BLAME CHAD