Roland Posted April 27, 2013 Report Posted April 27, 2013 xxxxxxxxxx Just had a parcel from Holland , when I opened it, it was a rubber fanny. That's nice I thought, 'two lips from Amsterdam '! xxxxxxxxxx My dad worked on the roadwork’s for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it.... but when I got home all the signs were there. xxxxxxxxxx A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer. I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick. xxxxxxxxxx My girlfriend says that a small penis won’t affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all! xxxxxxxxxx A woman is walking down the street and see's a sign in the pet shop window reading, "FANNY LICKING FROG £25" curious the woman proceeds inside and says to the shop keeper, "I'd like to see the fanny licking frog please." To which the shop keeper replies, "Bonjour!" xxxxxxxxxx I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a sh**." "I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door." "No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!" xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx Everyone's a comedian nowadays. Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid a gag! When he radioed dispatch and said "It's Houston , we have a problem!" xxxxxxxxxxx
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