Quotes By Famous People

[Delboy]

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

 

 

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

both by Mark Twain

[Guest chad3646]

many hands make light work ( club secrateries )

[Whats it called Cumbernauld]

Seeing its a serious thread. A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

William Shakespeare

 

Nice one Derek " You will do well if you have enough brains to tell you have none "

 

Ma Da 19-65

[Delboy]

Seeing its a serious thread. A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

William Shakespeare

 

Nice one Derek " You will do well if you have enough brains to tell you have none "

 

Ma Da 19-65

 

cracker

[walterboswell59]

ame='Whats it called Cumbernauld' date='25 April 2013 - 16:21 PM' timestamp='1366903294' post='831046']

 

 

cracker

alas poor yoric i knew him well

[walterboswell59]

many hands make light work ( club secrateries )

many hands p*ss off once there birds are through walter boswell lol

[Delboy]

If you fall and break your leg, dont come running to me.

[geordie1234]

If you fall and break your leg, dont come running to me.

[Guest chad3646]

you,ll laugh on the other side oh yer face (billy connolly)

[Delboy]

Oscar Wilde had some cracking one liners,

 

 

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

 

 

 

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

[Guest TAMMY_1]

Marriage is a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you just need a club and a spade. unknown author[but it could be me ]