THE WONGS

[rembrant2coo]

WAS THERE SUM TING WONG ?????      WITH THIS JOKE IT DID,NT HALF CHEER ME UP AND SOME PERSON ALF TOOK IT OFF WHY  WAS THERE SUM TING WONG WITH IT WAS IT TOO FUNNY I COULD,NT STOP LAUGHING NOW I,M SAD I THINK THERE IS SUM TING WONG WITH ME

[DOVEScot]

WAS THERE SUM TING WONG ?????      WITH THIS JOKE IT DID,NT HALF CHEER ME UP AND SOME PERSON ALF TOOK IT OFF WHY  WAS THERE SUM TING WONG WITH IT WAS IT TOO FUNNY I COULD,NT STOP LAUGHING NOW I,M SAD I THINK THERE IS SUM TING WONG WITH ME

 

It seem like we are not allowed to joke anymore unless you are in the cliche, sad but true

[jimmy white]

this thread is not for the main notice board ,,,sorry lads ,

[DOVEScot]

this thread is not for the main notice board ,,,sorry lads ,

 

I posted this joke on Chit chat as where I thought it should be and it was removed without any explanation which seems to be the done thing nowadays, the question why is was posted on the main board

 

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.

'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this :

 

 

 

 

Sum Ting Wong

 

[sapper756]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D will use that one at work 2day

[Fair Play]

First laugh of the day - sorry to say there must be some rather sad people out there

[Guest Vic]

Here's one of  Vics "originals" on a similar pattern.

 

 

          There's a local Chinese, that sells pie and peas,

          So along with my mates I did go,

          I didn't fancy the peas, So said "one pie please"!

          Wan Pai said, "How my name you know!"

[DOVEScot]

Here's one of  Vics "originals" on a similar pattern.

 

 

          There's a local Chinese, that sells pie and peas,

          So along with my mates I did go,

          I didn't fancy the peas, So said "one pie please"!

          Wan Pai said, "How my name you know!"

 

Vic that is the worst one yet but glad to see you have a sense of humour ;D ;D ;D

[Fair Play]

Aye,but he keeps it well hidden would't do for the posters to constantly see his humerous side (Ha Ha)