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One Sunday morning,

 

A priest decided to do something a little different.

He said "Today, in church, I am going

to say a single word and you are going to

help me preach"..

"Whatever single word I say,

I want you to sing whatever

Hymn that comes to your mind" --

The pastor shouted out

'CROSS.'

 

Immediately

The congregation started singing in unison,

'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS...'

 

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began

To sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

 

The pastor said 'POWER.'

The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

 

The Pastor said 'SEX'

The congregation fell into total silence.

 

Everyone was in shock.

They all nervously began to look around at each other

afraid to say anything.

 

Then all of a sudden,

way from in the back of the church,

a little old 87 year old grandmother

stood up and began to sing

'MEMORIES...'

 

 

Pass this along and make someone smile today

Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

 

Laugh... It burns calories

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