Roland Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following statistics ? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 4 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this ? . . . . . . It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
DOVEScot Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following statistics ? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 4 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this ? . . . . . . It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Must be all Tories ;)
carlsberg Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 fu*k me i could become a member of parliament
DOVEScot Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 fu*k me i could become a member of parliament Aye we could all join the Ravin Looney Party ;D ;D ;D
Fair Play Posted August 28, 2008 Report Posted August 28, 2008 Does it surprise you, they have been abusing us for years
DOVEScot Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 Miss ole Screaming Lord Sutch. Is that Vic you are talking about, I think we should vote him as leader of the Monster Raving Loony Party, Pigeon Basics Constituency ;D ;D ;D
Roland Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Posted August 30, 2008 Yeah. I think the hat fits a treat... Mind have he down as a Hooray Henry Toty really, so .... ;D ;D
DOVEScot Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 Yeah. I think the hat fits a treat... Mind have he down as a Hooray Henry Toty really, so .... ;D ;D Naw that is a better nondeplume for Tammy now he has moved down beside the gentry So far we have Vic aka Screaming Lord Such Tammy aka Hooray Henry Roland aka Howlin Laud Hope ;D ;D ;D
Merlin Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 Yeah and seeing as mysel and Lennutt Tar are down as the old boys in the box in The Muppet Show hows about Roland for a sitting member for Castles in the Air and Dovey for Baked Pies Under Milkwood,now as for Bewted,!?
Roland Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Posted August 30, 2008 Ah Bewted, ... Now thaere is a thing... Indeed must be a lot of scope for hope there lol ;D
DOVEScot Posted August 30, 2008 Report Posted August 30, 2008 There is a Secret Squirrel and a Mad Cow-Girl in the party "Vote for insanity - you know it makes sense" - it's the unmistakeable clarion call of the Monster Raving Loony Party. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Roland Posted August 30, 2008 Author Report Posted August 30, 2008 An - no - key rules now, give the Raving monster and looney party their time deserved chance
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