NUMPTY CLUB

[xtccock]

i bet noone knows whos lost a hundred grand

last seen going down the tyne out to the east coast sailing away with no bearings at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(dissappointed)

[Guest]

 

numpty=some one who did not spend a small fortune on a bird only to have it lost on a race,in weather which if its true you would not send your mother in law out in ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Steady ....... I might sent the outlaw out in it  :B :B

[Guest spin cycle]

how many numpty,s will be refused entry to the euroclassic next year,              reason given,   lost birds are  all numpty"s

 

that of course will be up to the organisers of that event. of course you 'numptyishness' may be called into question and you may be asked to resign....allthough being nice 'guys' it won't come to that

[Guest spin cycle]

 

What happens if my letter goes to the wrong place, I'll have addressed it right but for some reason it went the other way?

 

you would win our STAR NUMPTY OF THE MONTH AWARD...and probably be elected HIGH COMMANDER

[xtccock]

i love driving up and down the A1M,

its so straight its beutifull,

not like some BENT roads you travel DOWN!!!!!

and would rather forget,you know those realy twisted ones, where you cant even trust the cats eyes,

[Guest spin cycle]

oh i forgot one thing ( at least probably ) as a member of the NUMPTY CLUB you are NOT to say anything nasty to NON NUMPTYS. phew i'm off to bed with some warm milk ...life can be hectic in NUMPTY land:)

[ALF]

oh i forgot one thing ( at least probably ) as a member of the NUMPTY CLUB you are NOT to say anything nasty to NON NUMPTYS. phew i'm off to bed with some warm milk ...life can be hectic in NUMPTY land:)

 

away ye go ya numpty ye :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest 67ghirl]

Please Please can I join the 'Numpty Club'

I never got to join the Tufty Club when I was at school and I think it has scarred me for life!!!!!!!! :B

[Guest bigda]

Please Please can I join the 'Numpty Club'

I never got to join the Tufty Club when I was at school and I think it has scarred me for life!!!!!!!! :B

 

only if you type with one finger,and promise not tell anyone about this club where abouts

[tippler1]

if i can join i will type with my tong

[Guest 67ghirl]

 

 

only if you type with one finger,and promise not tell anyone about this club where abouts

 

I can do that  :X

 

 

[Guest bigda]

 

only if you type with one finger,and promise not tell anyone about this club where abouts

 

I can do that  :X

 

now repeat after me bigda your are the most sexiest man  numpty on this site,     :)

[Guest 67ghirl]

 

I can do that  :X

 

now repeat after me bigda your are the most sexiest man  numpty on this site,     :)

 

But wait a minute if I'm a Numpty that can't be a compliment can it?????

Of course I'm not saying it's not true  

lol

 

[Guest bigda]

now repeat after me bigda your are the most sexiest man  numpty on this site,     :)

 

But wait a minute if I'm a Numpty that can't be a compliment can it?????

Of course I'm not saying it's not true  

lol

are you sure with your answer  there! as i could go of you 67 and prefer the number 69 and all be happy!

 

[rembrant2coo]

oh i forgot one thing ( at least probably ) as a member of the NUMPTY CLUB you are NOT to say anything nasty to NON NUMPTYS. phew i'm off to bed with some warm milk ...life can be hectic in NUMPTY land:)

 

you can sign me up right away my good man clockman is forever saying i,m a bampot so

i must qualify as a NUMPTY  AND I THINK THAT WOULD GO DOWN WELL WITH J .W.

[Guest 67ghirl]

 

are you sure with your answer  there! as i could go of you 67 and prefer the number 69 and all be happy!

 

 

 

(dizzy)(scared)(puke)

Stuck for words!

Keeping my mouth firmly shut on this one  

[ChrisMaidment08]

hi king numty back from numty land    cardiff were the birds dont live

[Guest]

 

But wait a minute if I'm a Numpty that can't be a compliment can it?????

Of course I'm not saying it's not true  

lol

are you sure with your answer  there! as i could go of you 67 and prefer the number 69 and all be happy!

 

Just woke up after my milk, is this the problem the a69 down the east is where the hens are waiting for the cocks? Or is the road bent and the birds know it's not a motorway and we all know without a motorway their numptied.

[superstar]

Does this Numpty club cost lots to activate and will I be thrown out in bad weather? If its cheeper than EURDOPA then count me in!

[Guest]

This is my tpe of club, non PC sat navs out the window, you can adopt any position you want, spin doctor, numpty, honorary pleb and we're not sexist allow girls in whose fav no is 69. I think the webmaster should create a numpty group. Each member should receive a nicoll (is that the right way to spell it) medal, identifies us far better tham Gold, Silver or Bronze.

[Guest]

And I think as a logo we should have the coat of arms of Nantes to remind us of the numpties inolved in the race a centenary ago? Is that right? It's hard when you're a numpty especially when you get to 69. What am I talking about suppose I might get there one day.

[rembrant2coo]

And I think as a logo we should have the coat of arms of Nantes to remind us of the numpties inolved in the race a centenary ago? Is that right? It's hard when you're a numpty especially when you get to 69. What am I talking about suppose I might get there one day.

 

You just might mate i,m 99 now oh wait a mo it,s the other way round 66 what a numpty it,s my age you see they keep calling me auld yin

[Guest]

 

You just might mate i,m 99 now oh wait a mo it,s the other way round 66 what a numpty it,s my age you see they keep calling me auld yin

 

Bet your a devil since you hit 66, you can be chief Numpty devil      .......................      sorry didn't realise the coded message they weren't looking for the a69 , it was route 66, now where the chuff is that????

[rembrant2coo]

 

Bet your a devil since you hit 66, you can be chief Numpty devil      .......................      sorry didn't realise the coded message they weren't looking for the a69 , it was route 66, now where the chuff is that????

 

is that not the 1 that goes along a wall , i think in some peoples minds they think its away up north , oh no it is,nt,  oh yes it is , well hadrian built it did he not

[DOVEScot]

Tammy christened me a Numpty a long time ago, but would like some details on club membership please before I join your one

 

Rembrant how can you be a numpty as well as a bampot, on second thoughts :-/