Joke Of 2008

[Roland]

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2008

 

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house

is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can

afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the

front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and

heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to

wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here

by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!

 

 

I Lost My Job With Lifeline…..

 

I don't know why I was just sacked from my job with Lifeline.

 

They just wouldn’t talk to me about it.

 

Here’s what happened ......

 

A bloke phoned and said,

 

 

"I'm Abdul Mohammed, and I’m going to kill myself. I’m lying on the railway track now waiting for the train to come"!

 

All I said was .....

 

 

"Remain calm and stay on the line" !

 

Disco Fever

 

I took the wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the

dance floor giving it everything he had; break-dancing, moon-walking,

back flips, the works.

 

My wife turned to me and said, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed

to me and I turned him down."

 

I said, "Looks like he's still flipping celebrating!"

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